toaster bunny

Someone who get heated over the little things

Don’t be such a toaster bunny Karen it’s just a fucking bag of dicks

by Keanu Wick September 10, 2020

french toaster

French Toaster when a French girl sticks hot hands inside her vag to provide the man a even toasty-er experience

Girl 1: that French girl did a French toaster for her man she is such a team player!

by DiabeticIguana June 28, 2018

toaster turtle

Damn, another weirdo...

Ur a toaster turtle

by Bong Bong Korso January 17, 2016

Toaster Knifing

A sexual act where you carefully insert pop its fireworks into a condom you are wearing, so that when you stick you dick in, it causes them to all explode from the pressure against them. Much like the explosion created by jamming a knife into a toaster

Person: “Me and my girlfriend tried toaster knifing last night. It was painful but she says she wants to do it again”

by Stupidtiredidiotmoron October 29, 2022

Heartless toaster

what horizon in apex says to ash after reviving her, usually said to someone you hate

Back on yer hooves ya heartless toaster

by ohyeah6969 February 02, 2022

Toaster Job

The act of inserting one's penis into a toaster oven in order to obtain a darker penis.

I heard that the girls are now into darker skin, so I gave my sh-long a toaster job!

by Butler Butt Clogger September 13, 2011

Toaster

(noun); 1.Someone who you probably used to consider a good friend, but later turned on you; 2.Mimic'er/wannabe of someone that they should've forgotten about long ago.

def1.
person1: "I used to like that Toaster."
person2: "Keywords: used to."

def2.
"Who is that?"
"Toaster."
"Oh, I thought it was NefaRiouS."
"lol."

by see`underscore`aych December 11, 2008