raccoon tan

Raccoon Tan is best defined by the look of Donald Trump.

He has a raccoon tan and looks like Donald Trump.

by marcho2016 August 22, 2016

Raccoon Guillotine

When the asshole is trained tirelessly to reach peak physical excellence. This asshole will become so strong that it can decapitate an adult raccoon with a single flex.

Caiden’s so tight! He’s got a real case of a raccoon guillotine

by Lord Tickle August 28, 2025

Raccoon surprise

Raccoon surprise is when you and a lot of friends all wear ski mask with the lights off and then the other person male or female chooses who to fuck and at the end you turn on the lights and see who the raccoon was. Raccoon surprise

Me and ted decided to try a raccoon surprise with his friends and I ended up fucking Jason!

by Bean boy July 12, 2018

raccooned

when you laugh so hard you snarl like a raccoon

that joke was so funny I raccooned

by 4182931 March 13, 2018

Raccoon

A lengthened version of the word coon

ur a raccoon

by NotReal1174638 January 29, 2023

Raccoon

A homeless “cougar”

Guy 1: Man, you see that hobo cougar on the other side of the bar?

Guy 2: Yeah, that’s called a Raccoon

by Red pill steve November 28, 2021

Terrorist Raccoon

A faggot who shows his enormous cock to femboys

Hi terrorist raccoon

by karma5 March 27, 2023