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THEREMAN

A virtuoso Theremin player named Poe Crow was giving an outdoor concert, when suddenly his Theremin needle was struck by lightning and he eventually became the Super Hero THEREMAN.
When lightning struck his antenna, the explosion was oh so bright, the man and the Theremin became as one, yes THEREMAN was born that night.
by Otamatonist November 30, 2025
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THEREMAN

There once was a man named Poe Crow who was a world renown, virtuoso Theremin Professor. One magical night when Professor Poe was performing at an outside concert in Transylvania Romania, a storm came on quickly and lightning suddenly shot from the darkened clouds and one of the lightning bolts furiously struck Professor Poe's Theremin antenna and Poe Crow was violently electrocuted bringing him to near death. As time went on, the Professor Poe Crow the virtuoso Theremin player became... THEREMAN!
What ever became of Professor Poe the Theremin Virtuoso? I heard that a sudden storm erupted at an outside concert he was performing at and his Theremin antenna was struck by a bolt of lightning. Poe Crow was electrocuted and he became THEREMAN!
by Otamatonist December 1, 2025
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Theoretically Horny

One who thinks they are horny only because the do not have the means or will to carry out the acts of horniness. They think they are horny but have not carried out the true acts of horniness. They also might become not horny as the means arrive but they do not have the will and vice versa.
Man you ain't horny. You are just THEORETICALLY HORNY. That guy over there is real horny.
by tallbickler January 13, 2026
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Lincolnnearum Theorum

The theory first thought up by sacratis and copernicus then Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein and the greatest philospher of our time Pat Fago that all scientific mathmatical equations will eventually equal Abraham Lincoln(AL)
Lincolnnearum Theorum
GW=george washington
HH=herbert hoover
GW-HH=AL
by O'Gara May 31, 2007
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Hamlin Theorom

Big idea:

When one Hamlin is observed, then there are two that become one, One observed hamlin is actually two.

Points that support the claim:
-ayy is that somada himgan? this goes hard bro
-When 2 houses are terraformed into a house, they become cum
-Himgan hamlin, an inventor of the Somada Himgan music type has studied Elise Hamlins many cheeks, and he found that a house could be thought of every step of the way.

Johnny coordinated for all of us to go racing, but at the last minute he pulled a Hamlin!
-everyone leave messages for hamlin homes and ask for skinner and if he is alive and/or breathing
-guys help i'm trapped in the white room. they are running tests on me, they are inflicting their medication tests on me. help it is white, i need to get out. Mr alloway is coming help no! no!!! noooooo! help!
-Snoop dogg was the greatest rapper of his time, he became the best by working hard and using a good work ethic and he worked hard.
-Do you know the hamlin man? the hamlin man? Want to shop at hamline hoe? homes i mean.
-im pretty sure my middle name is hamlin
-Don’t forget Elise Hamlin. <3. Skinner real gang shit. He's on sherpa shit to the double g ganja crip. Tasted the motherload of Mrs. Postan’s placenta.
-have any of you guys tried raw placenta
-House
-Lil peep </3
-Neurotransmitters are becoming real life, therefore hamlin can’t be explained.
-End of theorem.
Hey did you hear of the people working on the Hamlin Theorom?
by SkinnerHdawg July 11, 2020
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The Bus Theorum

A hypothesis developed by stoners that states: a blunt rolled with a doobie paper around it will be... dope. This is proven fact. It burns smooth and even, holds together and allows for more bud to pack! Hell yeah!
Me: Oh man, you bring those blunts?!
Scientist: Absolutely, rolled with The Bus Theorum, of course.
Me: Spark that shit now!
by uzifan420 November 8, 2019
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Actual Lives vs Theoretical Lives

To say "Dropping the nuclear bomb saved lives" is to weigh the actual lives lost against the theoretical lives that would have been theoretically lost and is to assume 1. That you can accurately predict how long the war was going to last and 2. You can accurately predict how many lives would have been lost.
Hym "Actual lives vs theoretical lives, Ben. You can't say that with any degree of ACTUAL certainty. Not intelligent and doing an incest cult doesn't make you better than everyone."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
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