Definitions by tallbickler
Theoretically Horny
One who thinks they are horny only because the do not have the means or will to carry out the acts of horniness. They think they are horny but have not carried out the true acts of horniness. They also might become not horny as the means arrive but they do not have the will and vice versa.
Theoretically Horny by tallbickler January 13, 2026