Socrateez Nuts

The enlightened philosophy, or abstract art, of metaphysically and vigorously sucking one's fat meaty cock whilst unlocking the secrets of yo gurl

Joe: Yo I was hangin at Aristotles house yesterday and he asked me to Socrateez Nuts
Ben Dover: Damn that shit's boofy

by madboofy January 8, 2020

Quadringenarious Nut

A nut that was busted so hard it literally got sent to another fucking universe.

*Someone busts a Quadringenarious Nut*
*🅱ass 🅱oosted Wolves plays*

by OoftheDoof! October 14, 2019

nut goo

Slang for male ejaculatory fluid.

It was great, I shot nut goo all over her face!

by J. J. Friedman July 8, 2005

Ghost nut

Masturbating or having intercourse too much; where a male ejaculates and nothing comes out of his penis

Johnny masturbated 5 times in one day and on his 5th time he ghost nut.

by davidoffcigar April 24, 2011

deez nuts

A male's two most precious belongings, and the boast of his manhood. Usually when the phrase "deez nuts" is used it is to flaunt one's genital superiority to either gain a great laugh or just piss them off.

Me: Do you have any CD's of Enya?
Victim: No.
Me: Well how'd you like to C DEEZ NUTS Enya mouth?!

or

Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: uh...yeah sometimes
Me: well how'd you like a pair o' Deez NUTS ENYA Mouth?!

by VanHeezy February 8, 2007

Put the nut in

British expression for a head butt, in street brawls or (illegally) in boxing matches, to break a nose or open a cut. "Nut" is standard British slang for head.

When Henry Cooper, famed British boxer, learned an old foe had died, he commented: "He was a dirty bastard. He liked to put the nut in."

by Nick Cusa June 29, 2011

nuts in a wringer

An earthy reference to being in deep trouble.

He’s gonna get back to work after his week off in Tahiti and find his nuts in a wringer; I’m talking serious flatdick .

by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019