nut dunking

To have your jewels, testicles, gonads, balls, etc. dangle in the toilet water when attempting to relieve your bowels. Often occurs in the wee hours of the morning in a dark bathroom and bed head is a contributing factor.

when i stumble in the bathroom at O late thirty something in the morning..... and need to cop a squat, only to have someone leave the toilet seat up......

I unexpectedly go "nut dunking"

by whathisnuts June 18, 2009

Quadringenarious Nut

A nut that was busted so hard it literally got sent to another fucking universe.

*Someone busts a Quadringenarious Nut*
*🅱ass 🅱oosted Wolves plays*

by OoftheDoof! October 14, 2019

nut goo

Slang for male ejaculatory fluid.

It was great, I shot nut goo all over her face!

by J. J. Friedman July 8, 2005

Ghost nut

Masturbating or having intercourse too much; where a male ejaculates and nothing comes out of his penis

Johnny masturbated 5 times in one day and on his 5th time he ghost nut.

by davidoffcigar April 24, 2011

deez nuts

A male's two most precious belongings, and the boast of his manhood. Usually when the phrase "deez nuts" is used it is to flaunt one's genital superiority to either gain a great laugh or just piss them off.

Me: Do you have any CD's of Enya?
Victim: No.
Me: Well how'd you like to C DEEZ NUTS Enya mouth?!

or

Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: uh...yeah sometimes
Me: well how'd you like a pair o' Deez NUTS ENYA Mouth?!

by VanHeezy February 8, 2007

Nut Chowder

Nut Chowder

I invited the homeless ho over for a nice red wine & a piping hot bowl of my freshly ejaculated nut chowder.

by davysprokket May 19, 2016

Put the nut in

British expression for a head butt, in street brawls or (illegally) in boxing matches, to break a nose or open a cut. "Nut" is standard British slang for head.

When Henry Cooper, famed British boxer, learned an old foe had died, he commented: "He was a dirty bastard. He liked to put the nut in."

by Nick Cusa June 29, 2011