lunch nap

Instead of eating food on your lunch break you go home, to your car, or wherever possible and go to sleep.

I'm taking a lunch nap today instead of going to McDonald's.

by Loco007 October 15, 2017

spot nap

An unplanned nap of spontaneity....

Bro #1- hey man. so i was like uh watching the jersey shore with my collar popped and i totally crashed after sippin' on half a corona light. it wasn't planned at all

Bro #2- braaaaaaaah. that's so gnarly. i did the same thing

Man in Cubicle- Shhhh! This is a library

Bro#1- Don't you be hatin' on my spot nap, bro!

by Manscbachman Turner Overdrive July 15, 2011

Hot nap

When you say you’re going for a nap but you’re actually going to masturbate.

Oh I had a hot nap earlier, feeling much better!

by BBB1979 September 19, 2021

The Dark Nap

1: A nap taken after blackout drinking; when you wake up it's night time
2: A nap taken after day drinking with friends; when you wake up it's night time

1: After I got roofied I took The Dark Nap
2: Down in Savannah we got drunk by 3pm and then took The Dark Nap

by Quinn Tessential August 25, 2017

Safety nap

Taking a nap while everyone else is working, in the interest of health and safety. Especially relevant to tugboat captains.

Jay:"Where is Doug?"
Tim:" Oh, he is taking a safety nap!"
Jay:" does he know we are loading a barge?"
Tim: "he knows!"

by Arms1 July 11, 2013

Natty-Nap

An extended deep sleep as a result of consuming large amounts of Natural Light.

Johnny finally woke up from his 14 hour Natty-Nap.

by nattysplatty November 09, 2009

King of Naps

the boy with the nappiest hair ever, in other words :brandon..

King of Naps was trying to comb his mess of hair while giving his x a hot dog bun.

by asdfasdfsdaf November 28, 2007