Premeditated Munchies

Obtaining food while sober for the intention of eating it while high later.
When I got off work I knew I was going to get high when I got home, so I stopped by the Taco Bell drive through for premeditated munchies
by Stoner Chemist April 26, 2017
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Premeditated Munchies

Food specifically for munchies bought prior to getting high. This prevents the burden from having to drive or be in public while high
I knew I was going to get stoned once I got home, so I stopped by the McDonald's drive thru for premeditated munchies
by IDONOTSMOKEWEED December 17, 2015
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Emotional munchies

When you’re so sensitive and feel too many emotions you end up binge eating
by Zoyka5 December 04, 2022
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Munchie fairy

"Bro there’s lunchables in the fridge we ain’t buy "
"No way bro it had to be the munchie fairy"
by Iamforiegnkt March 04, 2018
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Ninja munchies

When you smoke weed and don’t feel like you have the munchies, but if you start eating, you can’t stop. Having munchies from smoking weed without realizing it. Not feeling like you have the munchies from smoking pot, but you do. (AKA silent munchies, hidden munchies.)
I smoked some super boof and got the ninja munchies. I wasn’t very hungry, so I poured myself a small bowl of potato chips. Before I knew it, I had finished off a large pizza, the whole bag of chips, a quart of ice cream
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Jeremy munchy

Shoving 66 potatoes up ur ass and squishing it until it becomes a stew. Then feed the stew to a pregnant mother.
by Jeremy munchy February 11, 2025
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Munchie-can

A short, annoying little person who is a total farm hick and doesn't like being called by this name.
Normally used to annoy said person.
Person 1: Hey, who's that?
Person 2: Oh that's (Raises voice DRAMATICALLY HIGH so person being talked about can hear) MUNCHIE-CAN!!!!
Said Munchie-Can: GOODDD DAMN IT!!!!! *Stomps over and hits you in the boob.*
by rawrimmadinosaur123 June 03, 2013
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