ALWAYS CLEAN YOUR DOG BITCHES' MEG Q EVERYDAY. THAT'S WHY I TOLD YOU TO ADOPT MALE DOG. IT IS MUCH EASIER TO BE TAKEN CARE OFF.
by ANUNE_CHOW&FAT99 March 20, 2022

Person 1:brooo music sounds so slow and Cotton mouth is strong af
Person 2: sounds like you're megged out
Person 2: sounds like you're megged out
by Acetone_professor_420 May 21, 2021

The eldest of the Griffin children in the tv series family guy. She is often bullied for being “ugly”.
Meg griffin is no model, but she’s not “ugly.
Meg griffin is no model, but she’s not “ugly.
by Purpstar615 January 27, 2023

Basically, a child in their own family that suffers from parentification and is a scapegoat, like their sole existence is being born into the family just so they can be a punching bag that has to take everything, every insult, every hit from siblings, etc.
Your younger sibling is currently swearing and cursing the living fuck out of you? Your parents scold you instead of the sibling.
Your sibling just thundercunted a sphere of pure tungsten towards you? No biggie, your parents are gonna say you’re sensitive and that it was a soft poke.
Did you just give your sibling a light slap or even a family friendly way of cussing like “frick you”? You’re gonna experience an emotional, psychological and maybe even a physical equivalent of getting your head bashed into a pulp onto a tree, because you’re worthless in the family, how could you forget?
Your younger sibling is currently swearing and cursing the living fuck out of you? Your parents scold you instead of the sibling.
Your sibling just thundercunted a sphere of pure tungsten towards you? No biggie, your parents are gonna say you’re sensitive and that it was a soft poke.
Did you just give your sibling a light slap or even a family friendly way of cussing like “frick you”? You’re gonna experience an emotional, psychological and maybe even a physical equivalent of getting your head bashed into a pulp onto a tree, because you’re worthless in the family, how could you forget?
by Buttersphere July 12, 2025

"hey Kynan what are you wearing underneath your soccer shorts?"
" Oh these? the are just my man leggings"
"so, meggings?"
"yeah"
" Oh these? the are just my man leggings"
"so, meggings?"
"yeah"
by Dancing_lover2017 December 5, 2017

Take any coffee of a holiday flavor such as pumpkin spice, nutmeg, eggnog or hot chocolate and cumming into the beverage as another person takes a drink.
by Samuel. L. Wackson October 6, 2020

Meg is the most petite pocket rocket you could ever meet. Meg is slightly unhinged, sometimes neurotic and can be known to home a strangely active amygdala. Meg is a pioneer of tenacity and chatter for many units on the planet; mainly those residing on the slowly sinking East Coast of Australia. If you come across a Meg, you will be instantly taken by her vivacity, beauty, intellect and a no fucks given attitude. Meg can go out of her window of tolerance and become a coey pest, however if she gains your trust, she's as loyal as yer Mum. Meg is an absolute champion in the sport of face yoga, and is as bendy as hell. If you dare to interlope with this firecracker, be prepared to be spiralled into an abyss of cognitive dissonance between ungodly pleasure and relentless needs for validation. Meg is a frisky Blondie lookalike teetotaller who will never stop entertaining her loved ones with her bogan charm and minxy sexiness. Those who depart from Meg, will not like to admit that they miss her dizzying personality, but rest assured, they secretly do.
Human 1 "Hey, I saw that cool Meg chick the other day, she found an actual chicken!"
Human 2 "Yeah man, I saw her go off at the MoshPit and then she talked my ear off and showed me some cool face yoga!"
Human 2 "Yeah man, I saw her go off at the MoshPit and then she talked my ear off and showed me some cool face yoga!"
by ThewordsmithofDully August 21, 2022
