Pan-Handling

A phrase coined by two hetaliafags to describe the act of touching/stroking/handling America's penis, Florida.

I read this fic last night where Canada was totally Pan-Handling America~

by erstin June 22, 2011

ass-handle

1. To beat someone pretty bad at something. Used the same way as the word "own"

2. To handle a girl's ass; To screw her.

1. I'm gonna ass-handle you so bad at poker.

I just got ass-handled in Madden 07.

2. See that girl over there? I'd ass-handle her any day.

I ass-handled this girl the other night, and it was awesome.

by patrick25 December 14, 2008

Smooth Handle

A massive penis.

Thomas Jefferson liked to have Sally Hemmings grab his smooth handle.

by ThomJeff1 December 30, 2010

Snatch Handle

another word for a penis.

That man showed me his Snatch Handle, it was the biggest one i've ever seen.

by KillerBigRay17 January 15, 2009

man handles

A man's love handles

Check out Jimmy's man handles!

by violineadg123 December 17, 2008

Cock handle

When ones cock is so large you can use it as a swing for little children.

Child 1: “Hey are you going to swing on the cock handle?”

Child 2: “Yeah man it’s so fun especially when it tickles my bum”

by Hahadonkeyballs May 11, 2021

Spoon Handle

The name of the shaft of a pornstar's penis in a kitchen scene.

La-a(Ladasha) spilled egg all over Senor Nick's spoon handle.

by Gary Coleman's Forearm April 18, 2010