CONSTIPATED FROG

THE DEFINITION OF A GIRL SQUATTING ON HER CLASSROOM SEAT MAKING WEIRD PIG NOISES LOOKING VERY MUCH LIKE A FROG THAT IS ON A TOILET AKA ANGRY CONSTIPATED FROG

My friend-* On the floor like a thing trying to poop*
My brain- *c o n s t i p a t e d frog*

Constipated frog.

by Tehehehehhehehehhe May 25, 2021

Frog Money

The money that is left in a secret place, usually under a decorative outdoor frog, although can be anywhere the drug dealer says to put it.

Don’t forget to get your frog money before you go to MaShawns. She is a high class whore with expensive taste. .

by BlondeSkurch June 29, 2019

frog eyed

The effect of some drugs (acid, magic mushrooms, mdma etc.) When your pupil's dilate and give you a black glassy look to your eyes.

Did you see billys eyes yesterday? Yeah man he was still a frog eyed this morning

by AstroTripAdvisor February 2, 2017

Tuna-Frogging

When someone decapitates a stuffed frog plush toy, fills it with tuna, re-attaches the head, and then puts it in the back seat of your car to let it rot.

Dude, Zach Tuna-Frogged me last night.

What the fuck is Tuna-Frogging?

by Kevbotthelezbot June 9, 2013

Frog Change

When ur fat mate Luigi is chatting shit but cant think of anything else to say

Tom: I swear ur dads like 94

Luigi: swear ur dads got his left elbow castrated with frog change

Tom: charge it

by FatslimemakingslagG1no December 13, 2022

Crikits Frogs

when somebody says a joke that is not funny. used to substitute crikit noises

LAMAR-yo mamma so fat shes over weight.

PAUL-CRIKITS FROGS!!

by MR. 99 go dumness December 2, 2007

The Frog is coming

When you have a pet frog and it escapes from its enclosure to kill you in your sleep

"Bro screw the fog is coming, we all know the real danger is the frog is coming

by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming March 15, 2022