by Nipple Clamps March 1, 2006

i was planning on going to the hamptons this weekend...guys go to the hamptons to meet a girl like you, but i have you, so why would i go when i can be with you? IF SHE GLOWS AND HER FRIENDS AND CO WORKERS GLEAM, IT'S A BOOTY CON!
by BILLY JOEL HAMPTON June 19, 2008

boy who spend all his time on the internet making up imaginary sex terms which he's never experienced
Matt's a true petit con - he's never even gotten to second base, but he talks a lot of smack on-line.
by Marla Beer January 22, 2004

by Roxas/Misa August 10, 2009

A hilarious podcast featuring two guys weighing up various topics, plus a different guest every week.
by Man About Town March 5, 2013

Stands for neanderthall conservative. Aperently someone so archaeic and far to the right that they have the political ideology of a caveman.
by Jensim April 28, 2009

Friend_1: "Dude, let's go to UMF in Miami this year! There's gonna be 14 stages and 100's of DJs, and 60,0000 people!! It will be great. I'll even buy you some Sam Adams"
Friend_2: "Okay! You con-talked me into it!"
Friend_2: "Okay! You con-talked me into it!"
by D.Vin March 21, 2007
