There's Bees in My Recorder

Funniest damn phrase to say at school.

During Mr. Harper's 3rd Grade Music Class:
Me: (raising my hand)
Mr. Harper: Yes Michael?
Me: There's bees in my recorder!
(whole class laughs)
Mr. Harper: That's nice.

by MikeH58 October 12, 2010

Bingo-bango there's your mango

When "bingo" just isn't enough ... A phrase to greet good news, a solution or resolution to a problem.

"Bingo-bango there's your mango; I told you it would work out.

by May Daily June 6, 2018

If there's grass on the field, play ball

A term basically saying that it's alright to at least be attracted to a person as long as they've gone past puberty. Obviously "grass" refers to their "bush" or pubic hair. Would typically be applied to, for instance, a girl maybe 13 years old and up. Can often be used in reference to actual sex (intercourse) but not necessarily.

Man#1: What's the youngest chick you would ever be into at your age? I mean what do you think is "okay" to fantasize about?

Man#2: Hey man. Like my coach always said: if there's grass on the field, it's time to play ball.

by Interex March 19, 2004

there's always barber college

a smart ass statement that lets the recipient know that you do not give a shit about their future. They do not have the right temperment for the trade, and you have made the decision to terminate them.

Morgan, you're out of here. What the fuck are you talkin about? You don't have the right temperment for the trade. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Theres always barber college.

by captain poopypants November 19, 2004

theresa may

See waste of space

Man that Theresa may is a total waste of space

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Theresa May

Prime Minister of the UK. Happens to be a massive cunt and believes that banning porn and censoring the internet will prevent terrorism somehow...

Theresa May makes Tony Blair look great in comparison.

by ReallyNeverKnowsBest June 4, 2017

There's Urine in the Sink

A phoney bologna fake, made-up song sung to the tune of, "The Farmer in the Dell".
Usually sung when it is necessary to pass micturition (piss) into a plastic bottle and then discreetly pour it into the sink.

♫ There's urine in the sink, ♫

♫ There's urine in the sink, ♫

♫ Don't piss on the stereo ♫

♫ There's urine in the sink, ♫

by Telephony August 17, 2016