Ralph

Ralph is a guy who will know all kinds of information about you before he even meets you. Wonder how?

Ralph is very dedicated to his wife/ex wife even though he dates around frequently.

No consequences ever seem to befall Ralph no matter how he treats others.

Ralph likes big tall ugly girls with boyfriends. He gets all his info from them.

by Narchunter1 September 9, 2024

Ralph

"To Ralph" is to provide a useless gesture.

I just attempted to put something right and ended up doing a Ralph.

by UnderRough September 24, 2019

Ralphing

V. The act of ditching your friends

Dude, rahul keeps ralphing He is such a flake.

by Bubbabarnes1414 February 10, 2017

Ralph Macchio

A very smexy man that will cause you to believe in love at first sight and fall in love and start an addiction and eventually a shrine and you'll end up having an entire album on your phone dedicated to him, possibly more that one. He played many different characters in many different movies, and manages to look fine doing literally anything. Especially when he played Frank and Johnny in Too Much Sun and The Outsiders. He is a 63 year old gorgeous man as of April 27th, 2025, and his birthday in November 4th.

"Oh my god, Ralph Macchio is lowkey so fine"

by BritainDaltonLover69 April 27, 2025

Ralph

A not so attractive person. He will know a lot of personal info about you before you meet him. Which is weird. Maybe his girlfriend Ed gave him the information, or his side dude Vanessa. Ed lived at home rent free until the age of 48 or so, he's really had it rough.

Ralphs ex crops him out of photos, but he still doesn't get the hint. Ralph never has any consequences.

Ralph is evil.

by Narchunter1 February 9, 2025

Ralph Sadleir Middle School

An extraordinarily mediocre school with a large array of dislike lable staff members.

Totally innocent young person: Let's go to Ralph Sadleir Middle School!

Same person, 5 minutes later: This school is extraordinarily mediocre and has a large array of dislikeable staff members.

by NumberTwoWithExtraCheese April 23, 2019

Ralph

Ralph has the biggest penis in the world he is so hot and he can get any fucking girl in the world he also can straight up fuck anyone he wants so be carful! ralph can be dangerous to be around

holy jees ralph u have a humguos one

by Catgirl153 November 23, 2021