Max

Max is a big cock head. He acts all hard but really isn't. He is well rich and enjoys walking up stairs.

Wow isn't max really sad.

by Ooooodjjdhbf. Fjehhfhdyjl April 9, 2019

maxe

The sexiest person on the planet. The Greek equivalent of Don Juan.
A real-life sex-machine and an endless source of pleasure for women worldwide.
Also known as the dream lover!.

My god! MXE is more handsome than Brad Pitt!

by Anon April 22, 2005

Max

twat

max is a twat

by hdgakgfewuohkjukghdhwHDHU October 2, 2018

Max

Max is the most loving person you will meet. However, if you get him mad, be prepared for a war over! Max is the person that will fuck you until your organs fall out. Max also hates niggers and illegal aliens that are imported into the country illegally. Max also has an enormous penis!

Girl: I fucked max!
Friend: omg! I heard he had a massive penis!

by big dikk thong likker January 18, 2020

Max

Oh fuck he is just the most petty, grumpy, sensitive little ranga. I think he is insecure about the odd shape of his man-gina. Don’t be fooled by the fact that he has a girlfriend, he is generally unpleasant to be around. He is also aggressively jealous and immature in everything that he does, like just grow up you little bitch.

Person 1 - “ fuck dude all I did was make eye contact with your girlfriend”
Max - *chugs can of Monster and brushes greasy hair out of his eyes* “ I don’t care, if you do it again I’ll cry and go break like three mirrors faggot!!”
Person 1 - “classic Max”

by Max=knobster October 22, 2019

Max

He loves to take girls out for food usually Nando’s, he is usually extremely strong and don’t put up with bull shit, he usually goes for blondes, he is extremely handsome, he wants back but small breast, he is rich and has a big penis

I went to max house last night

by Ruby Atkinson October 26, 2019

Max

The greatest guy you will ever meet. Tall athletic body, gorgeous face, and the deepest brown eyes you will find yourself staring into for hours. Smart but doesn't flaunt it, but still casually drops big words into random sentences. He can take a joke, and will often get teased alot because of it, but usually doesn't care. Popular, but sort of low-key, everyone knows and likes him but he's not considered a jock. Is an amazing person to talk to about anything, and if you find yourself dating one, you're the luckiest person ever.

I love my Max to death. Idk what i'd do without him.

by ConfusedAndShooketh December 1, 2019