Jake is a retarded small cocked boy, He likes it in the butt and slams his peter in doorways. He runs and humps the walls. He enjoys it in the butt.
Jake sucky sucky deepthroats!
by justin141 October 24, 2008
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Guy 2: That shit happened in middle school. That's Jake fam.
Guy 2: That shit happened in middle school. That's Jake fam.
by Nicfiend324 April 13, 2020
Get the That's Jake mug.To be distracted for a prolonged conversation about nothing by your boss or manager. This distraction generally results in you missing or being late for a meeting, late home or unable to complete work. It is recognised within your organisation as a legitimate excuse.
Sorry I'm late, I was on my way home and I was jaked at the lift.
Sorry I missed your meeting, I was jaked in the hall
Can I get an extension on that proposal? I was jaked when I was trying to finish it.
Sorry I missed your meeting, I was jaked in the hall
Can I get an extension on that proposal? I was jaked when I was trying to finish it.
by Victimofjaking April 19, 2014
Get the Jaked mug.he is the best guy you will ever meet so sweet he gives me cavities he is as nice as a punch of care bears i love him he is the best boy friend every he is my whole world i would not even give him up for bacon.
by chichi doll November 1, 2013
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