hairy blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while taking shit, while simultaneously giving him/her a haircut.

"Wow Jane, what the hell happened to your hair?!"
"Oh, I gave Joe a hairy blumpkin last night."
"Wow Jane, you two are living la vida loca!"

by Matt Horschel December 30, 2009

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Hairy Feast

A person so cool/awsome they are counted as a human feast.

Shane: Adam you hairy feast what are you up to?
Adam: Not much nigger just chillin

by HWANER July 21, 2010

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hairy fist

Its when a chick has a camel toe and its so tight you can see the hair poping out of the side pockets.

Whoa did you see that, that is one HAIRY FIST.

by Rbomb04 June 16, 2014

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Hairy Poppins

A blowjob while getting your haircut.

The chick down at the hair salon is hot. I wouldn't mind robbin' a hairy poppins from her, even if she had scissors in her hands.

by jaburquski July 25, 2010

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Someone with so much hair covering there no-no square/ southern hemisphere that you automatically know they are greek. You would think that after many generations of great philosphers and scientists that they would find a cure to ease this infestation of black thick melanin growth among the anus territory, but the hair is just too resistant against knowledge.

o what a nice day in greece......you jump in the pristine ocean to fine BAM not a beautiful coral reef but a big thing of greekness in your face hanging out the the bold bathing suit wearer who is from of course..........greece.

The Hairy Greek

Callie*********

by calleisme November 15, 2010

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hairy flamingo

An exceptional animal from south west Inala.... this mamal's appearance is that similar to a flamingo yet its covered in a lush thick growth of hair, thus the name; Hairy Flamingo..
these beasts dwel within non government commisioned houses and have very untamed siblings.....

Bus Driver: "this is your driver speaking.... please everybody close all your windows we are passing through the hairy flamingo's breeding ground"
Dood on Bus: dang...

by Brad August 30, 2004

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