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Four-eyes

Noun Pronunciation: IPA: ˈfɔrˌaɪz/foh-er aiz
Originally coined in 1874 this term was a derogatory phrase used to attack people who wore glasses.
The origins of this word are unknown, but a few theories exist:
1. People thought of the glass lenses as a second set of eyes.
2. Due to how thick lenses used to be, they would sometimes reflect the things around them making it seem like the wearer had more eyes than usual.
This term is typically used by school children with intent to bully but can also be heard in more adult-oriented settings. Though, adults typically use it jokingly.

Its adjective counterpart: "four-eyed"
"Hey, four-eyes, why don't you give me your lunch money?"
"Hey, four-eyes. When are you gonna get your work done?"
Adjective "The four-eyed freak."
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Four Iron

A cross style tire iron with four different lug nut fittings. A universal tire iron.
Hey man, I got a flat but the tire iron that's in the car doesn't fit.

Don't sweat, I've got this four iron, one of them will work.
by PABZWDIABLO January 13, 2015
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FOUR YEARS

A phrase screamed by a gay furry shitposting Dark Souls III player who wanted to be high tier in a PVP Discord server, but instead was bested by another player with a broken straight sword.

Ugh.. okay, you know what? I’m just going to be made fun of. ‘Cause I’m tilted! I lost because I’m tilted! I have ten people in chat shitting on me, I have fucking Meryx and his fucking gangbangers just shitting on me, why the fuck do you think I’m tilted?! I’ve had to deal with this shit for FOUR YEARS! I’VE HAD TO DEAL WITH IT FOR FOUR YEARS! Four years. Get the fuck out of my chat. sigh Just calm down? No! The moment you fucking say that, I don’t care about your opinion, because you don’t understand the shit I have been through. Okay? Do you understand what fucking Meryx has done to me? Do you understand what fucking Prince has said to me? Do you understand any of the fucking history with that? They have genuinely pushed me to the the brink of fucking suicide! Okay?! That is not a joke! There’s a reason I stopped playing this game. There’s a reason I left pvpcord. Okay? Because he keeps getting unbanned. Nobody fucking deals with their shit, and they just keep harassing people! Meryx has a fucking Discord where he harasses people for fun! He literally has a sniping Discord! No, I don’t even want to play anymore. I’m done. I’m broken.
You did it guys, you broke me! claps You made me yell for the first time in five years! You made me break down! Are you happy? Are you guys happy? Are you satisfied? Are you going to clip it enough? Are you going to jerk off to it? I bet Meryx is laughing his ass off right now. Ha ha, look at this dude! He’s such an insane person! Fucking hate this community. So much. Yeah, look at Daug go. Just finish the Bo9? No. I’m not. I don’t care about high tier. I don’t care about this game. There’s a reason I stopped playing two years ago. Alright? It’s because of people like Meryx, it’s because of people like Prince. They have been a thing for years. Okay? Why do you think I fucking hate Ashes? It’s because Meryx is in it, Gabri is in it, those fucking people - are just insufferable.

I’ve had to deal with this shit for FOUR YEARS! I’VE HAD TO DEAL WITH IT FOR FOUR YEARS!
by FOURYEARS May 24, 2021
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The Western Four

a group of four variously REDACTED misfits who may or may not be gay
"The latest chapter of The Western Four tells us the backstory of Shawn: the town REDACTED"
by Plxmya_Venti June 28, 2021
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Four Legger

An extremely racist statement in reference to African natives.
look at that Four legger over there being all gay n shit
by little dick jhony May 19, 2020
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The Failing Four

The Failing Four - group is idiots that is funny and dumb at the same time

The Failing Four is a memer that live to be funny and scary

The Failing Four member is mostly Minecraft streamer and Nintendo react
Good morning good night of good afternoon base on your time zone, we are playing Minecraft and wait the tittle has The Failing Four in it, whe- where is everyone, oh there they are

Welcome to The Failing Four, we live to be memes and dies by memes
by The Failing Four CO. January 27, 2021
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four words

a warning before you bitch someone out for touching your shit.
"four words- DONT TOUCH. MY SHIT."

or more specific
"four words- DONT TOUCH. MY PHONE."
"four words- BACK THE FUCK UP."
by moderndreamer March 18, 2009
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