Folded Meat Sandwich

What happens when a man tries to shove his flacid penis into a vagina or butthole for sex but cannot.

I couldn't enjoy sex at all with Scott. He gave me the folded meat sandwich all night!

by @octopusapocalypse June 10, 2018

Dropped a tri-fold

Taking a massive crap so big that it folds twice in the toilet bowl (like a tri-fold brochure).

Dude, oh my god I just dropped a tri-fold in there.

by Oregon Wave August 20, 2011

Folding time and space

To trip balls

John: Is he gonna be ok

Tom: Yeah, he’s just folding time and space

by StonksBoi April 16, 2021

Alabama Folding Chair

Cognac on the rocks with an mer-man figurine on the rim. Drink invented by bartender LassieFknSavage on TikTok, in honor of the men who showed up at the Alabama boat dock to defend a security guard getting jumped for doing his job.

Man that was a long swim. I could sure use a refreshing Alabama Folding Chair!

by LassieSavage August 7, 2023

fold me up

To firmly place your hand on your partners hip, and one hand on their shoulder, and then dominantly, energetically, and vivaciously bend them over until their eyelashes tickle their toes

Cassie: “Let’s go get Taco Bell!
Jess: “Mmmmmm, fold me UP.”

“When I get all steamed up, hear me shout, tip me over and fold me up.”

by Foxy Buck June 2, 2023

make me fold

To make someone want to have sexual relations with someone else due to what was said/done

She said she will eat me out for 6 hours & make me breakfast in the morning, that's going to make me fold immediately.

by itsallgroovydude February 22, 2023

fold over buns

Those perfectly defined butt cheeks with the crease at the bottom. So the cheek pouches over the crease creating a "fold over bun". This creates a religeous effect when the woman is viewed from behind, while standing, from bun level.

She has the cutest little fold over buns.

by Estaben Reyes January 7, 2006