A god in Half-Life 2, he's sneaky as a ninja while escaping from combine but deadly as a uh..john curtis when combine make him mad or kill his dog.
by theultimaterandomnessepic September 12, 2019
Get the John Curtismug. Curtis Nelson is a highly important element of the comedy landscape. He is a big joke that thinks he'd know an artist if he was talking to one, because he talks to people who are funnier than him all the time. Anyone is funnier than Curtis Nelson. Curtis Nelson is an awkward burden to carry for anyone who tries.
Hey, go gather something to help me carry this Curtis Nelson, I cant hold on much longer.
Hey, can you gather up a bundle of sticks? Thank you, I know that is a real Curtis Nelson to carry.
Hey, I think theres an evil wizard or a troll over there. Gather up a bunch of Curtis Nelsons and we'll light them on fire, and if he lives, we know that wizard is an artist.
Hey, can you gather up a bundle of sticks? Thank you, I know that is a real Curtis Nelson to carry.
Hey, I think theres an evil wizard or a troll over there. Gather up a bunch of Curtis Nelsons and we'll light them on fire, and if he lives, we know that wizard is an artist.
by Light the Magician, on fire. January 25, 2023
Get the Curtis Nelsonmug. The koolest kid out there. No one can stop her she is unstoppable. She’s definitely the life of the party and she can make anyone laugh. If you get an Ansley Curtis is you life you gotta keep her.
bro 1: bro who’s that funny ass hot lookin girl over there?
bro 2: dude that’s ansley curtis only the coolest person ever!
bro 1: we gotta become friends with her!!
bro 2: dude that’s ansley curtis only the coolest person ever!
bro 1: we gotta become friends with her!!
by #2cool4school November 24, 2021
Get the ansley curtismug. A guy with an 18.5 inch penis
I took so much viagra last night that I think I pulled a Curtis Grant on my girl!, bitch got impaled, and my dick got so stretched out that the skin ripped apart
by Dirty-Phillbert69 December 11, 2021
Get the Curtis Grantmug. When you shit your pants on accident and stuck your finger in it and smell it. Then you hand it off to your lady to smell while she's washing dishes.
by Dirty Burkhart April 14, 2025
Get the Curtis Tmug. when someone named curtis says something that is gay, stupid, hentai/weeb related, or acts completely oblivious to the current conversation/current event
by yuh4132 June 16, 2020
Get the curtis momentmug. by Rose2008 January 20, 2022
Get the Curtis watkinsmug.