captains curse

When you look around, but there is still nothing to eat in the house besides Cap'n Crunch cereal, so you partake in yet another helping.

Bro1: Hey man, what's there to eat around here?

Bro2: Cap'n Crunch

Bro1: Again?... *fists in the air, screaming towards the heavens* IT'S THE CAPTAINS CURSE!!!

by flannelhats January 8, 2011

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Fart Curse

Getting super dunked on by sports betting and jinxing every team

Peter has had the fart curse for months

by Weecher January 20, 2021

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Cursed Goomba

Based on Goomba from Super Mario Bros. A powerful being most known for his scaly skin, large eyes and unmoving, straight mouth. He is an immortal goomba with no care for human life.

Praise our lord and savior Cursed Goomba

by aid0nboi October 18, 2021

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The Liar’s Curse

Live your whole life deceiving and manipulating those around you, and in time of need, no one will be there.

The Boy who cried wolf, now has The Liar’s Curse.

by Cheerio_Thief May 13, 2020

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A curse originally started by Austin Renneke in which a player or team continuously succeeds in the regular season or playoffs but ultimately fails in the championship game. The curse came to be after Austin Renneke proceeded to have a 2-7 record in the finals despite success in all games prior, with many other situations being the same such as an undefeated season where he'd lose the Super Bowl and many more.

Person 1: Bruhhh we really just lost in championship after being undefeated
Person 2: Ahhhh you got that Renneke Curse

Person 1: WE'RE CHAMPIONS

Person 2: Yeah we aint on that Renneke type beat

by Chief_Morris March 28, 2020

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