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Pork-pinched

The brutal act of an overnight stand where one partner is grossed out after waking up the next morning to seeing they slept with a very ugly person. They retaliate by pinching the cock very hard; hence the recipient being pork-pinched.
Frank: I'd go out to hunt for a one-night stand, but I'm always the victim of getting pork-pinched the very next morning.
Martin: sort of like you did to me when we first met?
Frank: let me see your wenis again, so that I can pinch that bastard as hard as possible.
by Pistolpois August 15, 2017
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angels pinch

Referring to chewing tobacco. When you go to put a good dip in, and some little peices fall on your shirt and pants. Thats the angels pinch.
Did you get any in your lip or was that all an angels pinch?
by ColtenF1989 September 16, 2017
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Wasabi Pinch

A pinch but nails are used to dig in. Called a wasabi pinch because it stings like wasabi
ouch!! he just gave me the worst wasabi pinch, broke the skin
by Sezabug September 19, 2018
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Atomic Pinch

Like a normal pinch but caused by something significantly stronger, rigid and unforgiving, likely mechanical like pliers or getting your ass cheek caught in a door. Usually a nasty welt is left from it that may start bleeding.
Got an atomic pinch on the heel of my palm, and no I didn't wear work gloves to prevent it from happening.
by EyeWeTodEd August 18, 2014
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pinch of the bear

Papa bear giving his young boys the love they deserve
Burley man asking others if they want a pinch of the bear.
by Walter1 October 12, 2016
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Lucas Pinches

Who?
-My nan died that’s why I wasn’t online

-Lucas Pinches “..Who?”
by ohyhyh August 20, 2021
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pinch drinker

The guy you call when you can't finish the bottle of wine or six-pack you opened for dinner.
Ugh, I can't finish this merlot...where's the pinch drinker?
by el jerfe December 12, 2013
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