no tampon December

Girls can't use the tampon in december or they will lose the challenge

I have just lost NTD (no tampon December)

by WeirdChallenges November 2, 2019

Minion tampons

A minion tampon. Popular for Kylee Henke's Zoobe video.

"Is this a joke? Minion tampons? Fucking minion tampons?! Because yeah, you're having your period. You're bleeding against your will. So why don't you shove a fucking minion up your vagina? I mean, what's next? Minion dildos? Why would anyone want to shove a minion into their vagina?! I swear to god this better be a fucking joke."

by l0verB0y? July 24, 2022

Philly tampon

A standing ovation for a professional athlete to stop the bleeding and stimulate production out of the $300 million invested on an 11yr contract.

Did you see the Philly Tampon the game Trey Turner the other day?

by Let’s go Philly September 4, 2023

Philly tampon

A standing ovation for a professional athlete to stop the bleeding of poor performance and stimulate production out of the $300MM/11yr investment.

Did you see the Philly Tampon the fans gave Trey Turner the other day?

by Let’s go Philly September 4, 2023

al dente tampon

The al dente tampon is the action of removing such cotton finger from a lady while she’s on her “red week” you make a wish then throw it at the wall. If it sticks the wish shall come true

Dude how did you get that job?

My lady told me I should try the Al dente tampon and it worked

by dwilbs7 May 19, 2022

Satan's Tampon

a spiritual trauma bomb, specifically fitted for a metaphorical suicide vest

"DO NOT pull on satan's tampon!" .."if you make him mad, he's gonna blow up on you!"

A.K.A: "Bloody Hell."

by Satans-Tampon November 6, 2023

Periodt, no tampon

Period is another word for a cis-womans monthly discharge, and a tampon is used for them to control it. This phase is use for a ironic, humorous affect.

"She gon' get dragged periodt, no tampon".

by SlangLiterature October 21, 2020