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teletiphyingfazzlenozzlevaininleroxi

The ability to telepathise.
I have teletiphyingfazzlenozzlevaininleroxi!
by IamPie November 6, 2020
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teletiphyingfazzlenozzlevaininleroxi

The ability to telepathise, or read one's thoughts. This word may be used to show off how much you can say.
I have teletiphyingfazzlenozzlevaininleroxi!
by IamPie November 6, 2020
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telekipenis

A hands-free wank caused by the power of the user's mind, the higher the IQ the more intense and powerful the ejaculation.
Reuben lost No Nut November last year, he bust a telekipenis; I heard it was earth-shattering though so he must be a real genius.
by Just An _observer> November 6, 2020
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telekipenis

A hands-free wank caused by the power of the user's mind, the higher the IQ the more intense and powerful the ejaculation.
Reuben lost No Nut November last year, he bust a fat telekipenis; I heard it was earth-shattering though so he must be a real genius.
by Just An _observer> November 6, 2020
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telekinvtic

a bully editor who everyone is jealous of cuz she’s so cute and skinny
omg telekinvtic told me to die! who cares 👄
by Sallyahs546 November 30, 2020
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Televisual face creaming

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.
Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*
by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020
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teledick

Teledicking is when a person talks on the phone while sucking dick.
Damn last night while I was sucking cock my mom called and I had to tteledick to her for like 10 minutes gurgle-gurgle goug-gog.
by Dysonology June 13, 2021
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