Don't tell me not

When someone tells you something you already know is wrong. Or when somebody tells you that you can't do something.

Country Slang.

Your team didn't win the game last night, "Don't tell me not I already seen it."

by Gloria Beth March 9, 2008

don't tell me what to do

a phrase meant as a joke to dispute pleasantries, that makes your significant other very irritated with you.

1.Boyfriend:Have a good day, babe.
You: don't tell me what to do!

2.BoyFriend: Kiss me baby!
You: don't tell me what to do!

by summerkitten September 15, 2010

just tell em were making ramen

when the cops pull up to your vehicle and ask why its hella smokey..... just tell em were making ramen!

cops: why is it hella smokey?
me: just tell em were making ramen!

by sheramen October 2, 2016

national tell your friend what you love about them day

This day takes place on December 26th, the day after Christmas! Christmas is a day of being with those you love, so the day after is for telling your best friends what you love about them day!

Hey bro, it's national tell your friend what you love about them day, so I thought i'd tell you how I love your sense of humor! Love ya, bro!

by why is every username in use December 25, 2019

[national tell your crush u like them day]

November 1st tell your crush u like them don’t hesitate just do it because they might like u back🤷 ♀️

Timmy: yo i just told stacy i liked her

johnny: really dude? that’s sick i’ll go do that now since it’s national tell your crush u like them day

by nunya😘 October 31, 2019

test and tell

The moment after a test where you and your friends discuss some of the answers and often berate the professor for making the midterm so difficult.

Usually done outside a lecture hall but can be anywhere a midterm is taking place

Is considered bad manners in some situations

Johnny: "Hey Steve what did you think of that econ midterm?"
Steve: "Idk dude it was kinda hard, i guess for like 3 of them"
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....
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^Conversation lasts twenty minutes

Mike: "Hey Guys i just RAPED that test! 100%!!!!!"

Johnny: "What an ass..."

Luke: "Guys don't test and tell...its bad manners"

by qwertyu133 September 15, 2012

Lies you tell

When someone is obviously lying to themselves and everyone else by trying to like something

Bolognese with zucchini pasta? Lies you tell honey

by soooso January 6, 2019