anal trauma

When your ass is fucked so hard that you have to go to the ER

Harry's ass got fucked so hard he had anal trauma!

by Koolaidman728 August 9, 2016

wattpad trauma

trauma that is so obviously fake it seems as though it was written by an 11-year suburban white girl; the Mary Sue of trauma

"Yeah, you can't believe a word of Mary's wattpad trauma."

by Academy Sue September 9, 2020

hollow bunny trauma

One of the worst childhood traumas in existence today. When that tall chocolate bunny rabbit you get for Easter as a young child turns out to be hollow when you expected a rabbit full of creamy milk chocolate or fudge.

I had it and it was a horrible nightmare.

by Downvoting Victim August 11, 2004

Traumatize

To be subjected to everlasting shock

She asked him to traumatize her, so he played his new ep forthcoming biological beats

by Long length November 7, 2019

traumatical

an event or action that combines the effects of trauma and dramatics.

For example, having been told the person you're about to sleep with is, in fact, transgender. A prime example of a traumatical experience.

by midnight burrito October 18, 2012

Religious trauma

A term commonly used by angry grown ass adults with blue hair who are still mad at their parents for making them go to Sunday school instead of letting them sleep all day.

“Omg I had to wake up at 8 on Sunday mornings and go to church, I have so much Religious Trauma.”

by Jayfizzle January 7, 2022

Trauma Queen

A female EMT or Paramedic (no they are not the same). Usually arrives at the scene of a car crash caused by a drunk idiot.other dumbass. Appears out of a large truck with flashing lights and woo-woo sounds. Generally saves lives in Trauma situations where people were too stupid not to get hurt.

I thought it would be a good idea to see if my gun was loaded by shooting at my brother. Then I had to call the amb-ooooo-lance people and one was a girl...ahem, a trauma queen

by Noname emt July 1, 2011