tude tax

Adding a little extra to a bid or estimate due to customer's shitty attitude, usually a little extra that they could've saved.

I was going to fix her watch for $25 but added a tude tax and charged her $32 because she was being a biotch.

by mondomoon28 August 26, 2013

Meme Tax

/mēm taks/ A compulsory contribution of cultural elements such as humorous images, videos, or text, which are submitted to the given individual’s internet group or page which they are a part of.

Meme Tax is particularly prominent in shitposting groups to ensure a steady flow of content as well as expectation relief and hierarchical contrast for the Meme Lords posting high-quality original content. Any member with an outstanding Meme Tax balance is a Lurker until their debt has been paid in full.

"The newest member of the _____posting group has not paid their Meme Tax and has no legal claim to an opinion."

by The Big Mack, Lieu7enan7_DaN June 22, 2021

Semen Tax

The monetary price paid for getting a pice of ass so you can bust a heavy nut.

Rachel is so high maintenance. I knew old pay a hefty semen tax to rearrange them guts but I did it. Cost me dinner at Ruths Chris.

I hope this diamond necklace seals the deal for me and I finally get to clap her cheeks. I can’t tell you the semen tax I have had to pay.

by Dick Onchin December 9, 2020

Bro tax

When your bro plays wingman for you without you knowing. He then, after the fact, tells you about how he hooked you up. Your bro is now entitled to one cock-block anytime and anyplace.

Your bro has a facebook conversation with the chick he's trying to get with as well as her sister whom you had a great time with over the weekend. When you come up in the conversation, he defends you and puts in a good word. The next day in the gym he shows you the conversation and says you owe him for playing wingman. This is legit; he is now entitled to one cock-block which is considered Bro tax.

by Xenthos Man November 2, 2012

surprise taxes

Traffic violations.
Surprise taxes are the worst kind of tax, as they have an official bribery structure where you can pay an attorney to pay the local district attorney. Also, if you don't use the official bribery structure your insurance increases, which is arguably better than dealing with the IRS with normal taxes.

I budget about $200 a year for surprise taxes. This morning I had to pay out some. Enforcement has gone up since the red light camera surprise tax revenue dried up after being ruled unconstitutional.

by skeletor_is_not_me June 27, 2014

sugar tax

A pile of shit the UK government introduced in April 2018 in order to force aspartame and sucralose down our throats, due to their cheaper production than sugar it's convenient for companies to make, convenient for the government to promote the artificial sweeteners and most importantly to fool the nation into buying it (suppliers in small stores seem to sometimes drop regular drinks due to the tax shit, so it works)

Sugar tax is made to benefit capitalism and maximise profit and fuck over the people.

by electrocirno May 19, 2019

birthday tax

Being forced to contribute to friends' birthday gifts because it would be socially unacceptable to decline.

John: "Hey everyone! Sam's birthday is coming up, let's all contribute to a gift!!!"
Sally: "Sure! I'm in."
Matt: "Me too!"
You: "Same here." (I'm not even close to this person, why am I getting birthday taxed?)

by jord34239 July 7, 2022