carbon tax

What politicians believe is the only viable solution to climate change just so they can charge more tax.

That guest on CNN said carbon tax is the only solution to climate change? Give me a break.

by carbonator December 11, 2017

Sleep tax

The catch up sleep your body forces (sleeping through alarms, etc) for staying up too late for multiple days in a row.

Man I slept for 12 hours and missed my appointment, I knew I shouldn't have stayed up playing games three nights in a row. Sleep tax is a bitch.

by tbhinevercared February 4, 2018

Mik tax

When mik always says “adrian tax” we use this tax on him to cancel it

Mik: *inserts “adrian tax”
Us: *inserts “mik tax”

by Get @me March 22, 2021

sugar tax

A pile of shit the UK government introduced in April 2018 in order to force aspartame and sucralose down our throats, due to their cheaper production than sugar it's convenient for companies to make, convenient for the government to promote the artificial sweeteners and most importantly to fool the nation into buying it (suppliers in small stores seem to sometimes drop regular drinks due to the tax shit, so it works)

Sugar tax is made to benefit capitalism and maximise profit and fuck over the people.

by electrocirno May 19, 2019

flipping taxes

The idea of using a tax refund check as a buy-in to purchase an initial quantity of drugs in order to become established as a drug dealer. Most often, the would-be tax flipper will not himself receive any tax refund, e.g. due to having not worked in the previous year, but will seek out some other person to let him "flip their taxes" -- the promise being that the lending person will be quickly repaid her tax refund once the flipper sells-through his initial quantity of drugs.

Tone moved in with Tasha last October to escape the cold, and was sure he could successfully hustle rock if only Tasha would let him flip her taxes in order to get some work. Tasha's lent Tone her taxes two weeks ago and Tone said he was going to post up at his nephew's house. Tasha hasn't heard from Tone since and now realizes that flipping taxes isn't a real thing, but rather a scam used by men to steal women's tax checks.

by decl November 20, 2018

Iheb's Tax

The “Iheb Tax” was created by Iheb is where one person has the ability to take a certain amount of food from another person without question.

This definition makes this law considered the “Iheb Tax” the person that controls the tax has ability to change amount for anyone.

This is enforced by Law enforcement And you are agreed to accept the guidelines and rules by default, resiting any tax may result in higher percentage up to 100%

Tax:

Chris 30%

Jay 35%

Charlo 15%

Yurei 30%

Omg The Iheb's Tax is too much!

by IhebTate July 23, 2023

Life Tax

When you pay for something, usually of a small value, that you don't want or is of no value to you, for example asking for no cheese in the drive thru and when you get home you find out there is cheese and is not worrh the trip to return it so you throw it away.

I just got life taxed when I got home and found out the gallon of milk I just bought was expired.

by Urbanplanner June 2, 2018