Webb Tactics is a method used for getting away from a girl after you have pulled her on a night out. This method is usually employed when you have left a club and witnessed the full features of the young lady you have just been trading saliva with.
The method itself is firstly to distract your young lady friend by asking for her number or pointing at something, and when she looks away, run like hell in the opposite direction and don't stop until you are out of the line of sight.
First made famous by M.Webb after pulling what can only be described as a wardrobe, realising his mistake and running 2 miles to get home. It is now his one and only escape plan.
The method itself is firstly to distract your young lady friend by asking for her number or pointing at something, and when she looks away, run like hell in the opposite direction and don't stop until you are out of the line of sight.
First made famous by M.Webb after pulling what can only be described as a wardrobe, realising his mistake and running 2 miles to get home. It is now his one and only escape plan.
by Alien89 June 30, 2013
“Tactical bacon, dude?”
by eve_hessx June 15, 2018
My mom told me to pause my game and do the dishes but I'm over here in a boss battle, doing the tactical tango so I can win.
by i'm really effing tired February 26, 2023
A term used to request a friend or family member to pick you up from a certain location in their vehicle.
by LewisBoswell May 28, 2018
Georgie made the mistake of going hard early and had to take a tactical munt as it was only 8pm and the party was just starting to warm up.
by iamnotanumber10 July 09, 2021
People (gamers who play Online Mass Multiplayers, in particular) who seem to play without any coherent idea as to what they should do, and remain oblivious about the positions of their team, the enemy, or even complete functions and aspects of the game they're playing.
Their gameplay is so atrociously bad, that it gives the impression they suffer from Attention Decifit Disorder, or have never even heard of computer or video games until that very moment, despite having played the game a couple hundred times by then.
In most cases, they're completely detrimental to the team, dying early on without contributing much, or even hindering the game for others.
In the rare occasions they're actually helpful, it's more by accident than by willful act from their part (i.e. acting as cannon fodder, or spotting enemies and giving them something to concentrate on)
Their gameplay is so atrociously bad, that it gives the impression they suffer from Attention Decifit Disorder, or have never even heard of computer or video games until that very moment, despite having played the game a couple hundred times by then.
In most cases, they're completely detrimental to the team, dying early on without contributing much, or even hindering the game for others.
In the rare occasions they're actually helpful, it's more by accident than by willful act from their part (i.e. acting as cannon fodder, or spotting enemies and giving them something to concentrate on)
*match starts, players on friendly team split to try and cover all sides of the map.*
Joe: Follow me, guys!
*Joe rushes ahead, out into the open*
Mack: Joe, stop, they'll spot you!
*Joe gets shot, spots an enemy stops in the middle of the open field to engage it*
*Joe gets obliterated by multiple enemies*
Joe: Stupid team! Why didn't you help me?!
Mack: Because you're tactically retarded, Joe, that's why. Why did you rush ahead?!
Joe: Follow me, guys!
*Joe rushes ahead, out into the open*
Mack: Joe, stop, they'll spot you!
*Joe gets shot, spots an enemy stops in the middle of the open field to engage it*
*Joe gets obliterated by multiple enemies*
Joe: Stupid team! Why didn't you help me?!
Mack: Because you're tactically retarded, Joe, that's why. Why did you rush ahead?!
by Acronymus February 26, 2017
by Ember2047 March 14, 2021