table ender

In competitive eating, the highest ranked eaters are placed in the middle of the table on the stage. Lower ranks populate the ends of the table.

Guys like Joey and Pat sit in the middle of the table, center stage. A guy like me who is just a mortal eater is called a table ender.

by BilR December 4, 2007

Table Tennis

A euphemism for sexual intercourse. Generally refers to gay sex, but is occasionally used to refer to heterosexual sex as well.

Oh, John? Yeah, I've played table tennis with him a few times, if you know what I mean.

by Fern, Defender of Trees June 11, 2009

table fucker

a person who does something that is unforgivable and really jerk-like.

He cheated on you? What a table fucker

by beautifulstranger January 13, 2006

table tap

A large dispenser that holds about 180 ounces of beer. It's kind of like a mini keg for your table at the bar.

Hey there are a ton of us here tonight and we got a table, let's just get a table tap.

by bostonmark May 3, 2007

table tugger

A hand job under the table while in a restaurant or some other public place.

I saw this creepy video on fapdu.com of a guy getting a table tugger at different McDonald's.

by badmediSIN January 22, 2013

Table 7

A term used for a table in a restaurant that is above 6 while still being below 8 and is the reason why I declared war on the native hippos of antartica after they didn’t give nachos because “7 is an unlucky number” buncha frickin idiots.

“Table 7 is unlucky”
Yeah sure bud

by Reginald Glocksonion May 19, 2022

Table topping

When you have no wife so you shove your chode into the umbrella hole in a picnic table then let the bug crawl up your wiener hole and impregnate a fox. You must be a 40 year old pedofile to complete this majestic and stimulising act.

"Come on boys let's go table topping at the local pub beer garden"

by Lickymcfuckfox May 27, 2018