twisted pork

A shriveled, small and insignificant penis

You have a twisted pork

by mudguard May 20, 2014

Twisting guinea

A crazy person who forces themselves into unnatural or very annoying movement motions or comments that disrupts any activity or peace within a home or place of work. Such as, pounding or swearing or stomping.

“Seth stop pounding you twisting guinea”

“Dude, stop being a twisting guinea”

by PandaChicken March 16, 2018

do the twist

To shoot (inject) hard drugs directly into the vein.

"Hey, want to come over to my house tonight and do the twist?"

"Yo, Mark got some speedballs and had me over to do the twist last night."

by psychedelicsnowing August 13, 2017

twisted penis

When a men twists his penis and attends to shove it up his ass

Oh my god Trevel committed twisted penis

by trevelhasasmalldick February 28, 2017

Twisted transistor

The act of finger blasting a female as she inhales a hit of crack cocaine.

Yo, I gave that girl a twisted transistor last night after we picked up some hard.

by Crazy blonde freak February 10, 2022

twisted at the dick

When two straight bros hang out so much they don't know it yet but they can't separate.

Joe and Kyle are so into each other. I thought they were straight. They are, they're just twisted at the dick.

by A kid named three November 20, 2016

Twisted Jen

When someone, usually a woman, inserts their finger into a mans penis and proceeds to twist it back and forth

David: "I've been pissing sideways for days."
Mitch: "Why?"
David: "Got a wicked Twisted Jen a few days back, still haven't recovered."

by FuckYouBrando November 19, 2017