Toaster Job

The act of inserting one's penis into a toaster oven in order to obtain a darker penis.

I heard that the girls are now into darker skin, so I gave my sh-long a toaster job!

by Butler Butt Clogger September 13, 2011

Heartless toaster

what horizon in apex says to ash after reviving her, usually said to someone you hate

Back on yer hooves ya heartless toaster

by ohyeah6969 February 2, 2022

twinkie toaster

A twinkie toaster is when you use a twinkie or a twinkie rapper as a condom.

Jim:Hey Harry, what did you do last night?

Harry:I met up with Mary and we got to the bedroom but i couldn't find a rubber so we used a twinkie toaster.

Jim:Nice dude keep it clean.

by yummy tummy boy October 16, 2017

hockey toaster

A game where a group of guys all cum onto a piece of toast as fat as they can, whoever cums last has to eat the toast

Everybody come in for a quick hockey toaster!

by bigman12313213 March 2, 2018

french toaster

French Toaster when a French girl sticks hot hands inside her vag to provide the man a even toasty-er experience

Girl 1: that French girl did a French toaster for her man she is such a team player!

by DiabeticIguana June 28, 2018

Golden Toaster

A golden toaster that can HECCING hack when you push the toaster thing up and down. The Golden Toaster is the most amaze toaster, it also makes great waffles.

Robbie used the Golden Toaster to break FANgeopolitics.

by Toaster@meBRO October 15, 2018

toaster bitch

when your toaster burns your food

this toaster bitch burnt my strudel!

by megkris April 28, 2009