Tv Tourette's

The condition suffered by those who channel-surf too quickly, and pass by their favourite commercial or sitcom punchline without stopping.

Derek: "Shit danny, go back to that commercial, its funny"

(Danny panics to control his button-addicted fingers)
Danny: "Im trying! Im trying!"

Derek: "Sh*t Danny, you missed it. F*ck! F*ck you - I hate you"

Danny: "Fuck brah, you've got a serious case of Tv Tourette's"

Derek: "I'd kill you if I didn't have a cougar crush on your Mother."

by Someone stole my name October 21, 2009

Driving tourette's

Gimpyrobb, when he drives in traffic.

Non stop expletives fly from Gimpyrobb's mouth when he drives in traffic. I have diagnosed him with Driving Tourette's Syndrome

by DH@SS September 26, 2012

vehicular tourette's syndrome

Having the tendency to scream profanities at other drivers who are talking on their cell phones, futzing with their I-Pods or doing everything but paying attention to the road. But usually yelling at your lap so nobody else knows you are calling other drivers nasty names.

Why are you screaming m***er f***er into your lap?

Because that dumb ass guy needs to hang up and drive - but if he sees me calling him that - he might pull over and beat me up! I have Vehicular Tourette's Syndrome.

by Silverlock March 29, 2009

terettes

a mental disease in which you can't controll random screaming or uncontrolled cursing

my frend ryder has terettes

by weed king October 26, 2007

Mexican Tourette

An after-dinner game where diners take it in turns to shout out swear words, in clockwise order around the table. Similar to a 'Mexican Wave' at sports events, but using swear-words instead of standing up.

(at dinner party) Bob: Mexican Tourette! Bastard!
Mike: Shit!
Celia: Twat!
Linda: Wanker!
Bob: Asshole!

etc...repeat ad nauseam....

by King Drax March 26, 2010

sex-Tourette

the act of a woman or man, who swears uncontrollably while orgasming and continues to do so.

she had sex-Tourette while orgasming! ... she said "holy shitmongers you fucking asshole!"

by kenobisan February 26, 2014

german tourette's

a mild form of tourette's that only rears its ugly head when in the company of germans. you can't help but mention the war, killing jewish people or the hitler.

sorry jurgen i could probably be friends with you if hitler hadn't been such a shit and started the war that we won.

by bill oddey March 3, 2004