Tuba

1. A super sexy big horn wielded by a super sexy big man

2. Bilbo Baggins

Omg did you see that super sexy big man with that super sexy big horn?
That’s a tuba you idiot

by omgitsguapothephsyco November 14, 2020

tubal litigation

Refers to assorted court-proceedings (such as child-support lawsuits, paternity-tests, etc.) dat stem from a problem/dispute regarding whether or not a chick has had her baby-factory deactivated.

It's not always prudent for an eager stud to just trustingly believe a gal if she says dat she's had her girly-junk altered --- there's a definite risk of tubal litigation if things don't work out as planned. Using a condom and/or sticking to blow/hand jobs might be a wiser action.

by QuacksO December 21, 2020

tubafour

Southern Slang for a piece of wood that is 2 inches by 4 inches.

Matt used a tubafour to build a birdhouse.

by Graff Woodshop February 23, 2021

tubals

Two balls in your mouth

Friend: Hey have you heard of tubals?
Me: Whose tubals?
Friend: TWO BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH NIGGA

by Bohbazinga March 3, 2021

tubabro

bro who dosent about know the filo porn yet

tubabro bad

by a wild goose April 27, 2021

tubaload

A husky individual.
Stocky or fluffy.

Tubaload = Tub of Lard

I feel like a tubaload, I think I need to go on a diet.

by Leaf Eye May 8, 2021

tsubakiiiiiiiiiii

tsubakiiiiiiiiiii Is the most amazing mutual, their tiktoks are pretty funny and they’re a really cool person

Person A: have you seen tsubakiiiiiiiiiii‘s new tiktok video?

Person B: yeah! They’re actually one of my amazing mutuals too. 😎

by Literallyasmallmushroom May 10, 2021