TJ

A guy who claims he can never go anywhere because he has too much work to do

Bro 1: you coming to that sick party tonight!?
Bro 2: can’t man…I have to write a 6000 page paper…
Bro 1: ya ok bro stop being such a TJ

by Cassyv November 23, 2021

Tj

A tittie

That Tj is so juicy

by Bigdickboy February 16, 2015

TJ Ellwein

Looks like Smeagol.

Mike: yo did you see that kid.. he looked like smeagol.
Ryan: yeah bro that was TJ Ellwein
Mike: Damn...

by Kyle mitchell baby April 30, 2012

TJ

Usually the most hated person in any social setting. Is known for acting creepy towards girls, thus causing both girls and guys to dislike him. Often a try-hard, and likes to act as though he is awesome even though he is a moron.

Guy: How many times did TJ check you out during practice today?
Girl: Too many to count.

by kingcyrus October 15, 2020

TJ

sexy beast aka best dick in the game aka gives u head kisses

me: wow did u hear what that girl said about tj?
them: yeah! he got the best dick in the game

by mommasmilkers0000 December 22, 2021

TJ

je suis grande
wow! I never realized how tall I was!!1!

my oh my, TJ is oblivious

by ur Father NAd MOther April 18, 2023

Tj

My super fucking hot cute godamn best fucking boyfriend ever. He’s not a dickehead he’s just perfect and I love him so much

Mia loves Tj so much

by anonymous July 9, 2022