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fu k

When you try to type fuck but click the space bar and say fu k
Mark: Fu k
John: did you say fu k what the fu k
Mark:...

John:...
by ArcadeButCooler June 28, 2021
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FU diary

It’s a fuck you diary or journal or folder or file or binder. It’s a documented, dated log of illegal or inappropriate actions taken by a person, usually a family member, against you. It’s primary use is for documentation to give as evidence to cps or the police that shows the pattern of behavior the person has engaged in towards you or your family. It is a “fuck you” because it contradicts (with photos, emails, and other concrete evidence) their alternate version of events that they have spun into a story for cps or the police.
Take a screen shot of this conversation I had with your mother about our baby. She denies that he has a peanut butter allergy. Then she demands to babysit him alone. We definitely need this for our FU diary. She claims she will call the police on us if we don’t let her have her grand baby.
by mememememememememe August 17, 2021
mugGet the FU diarymug.

Fu Xuan

A short woman who you shouldn’t mess with otherwise you’re doomed. Like who doesn’t love her!
“Oh you know Fu Xuan?”

“Oh yeah. She’s the best the character in Star Rail!”
by Ami 💍 September 5, 2023
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Cane Fu

A martial art most often practiced by older women. Most often uses a cane as a weapon. A lot of loose skin and canes flying.
Beatirce Middleton had to employ Cane Fu when the neighbor's dog got surly.
by Dusty's Baby Powder August 19, 2010
mugGet the Cane Fumug.

Student-fu

The act of studying and being a good student, while living on ramen noodles.
I have tons of homework to do.
Time to activate my student-fu.
by The Geeky Gangsta October 2, 2017
mugGet the Student-fumug.

e-fu

Educational-Fuck up
You are an E-FU.
by Bob1234568 May 14, 2009
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su-fu

an abbreviation of "super-futile". pronounced "sue-foo"
used to refer to situations that are either not worth continuing to dedicate energy, time or resources towards, or when you're just fucking fed up.

can be used in the event of something happening to you that you have no control over, and that is completely screwing you over.
So, did you convince your boyfriend to stop acting like a bro? Not even, it's su-fu.
by lilmissmaneater April 7, 2011
mugGet the su-fumug.

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