french press

another's ejactulation upon one's face

Damn! I french pressed that bitch last night!

by G Money Millionaire October 31, 2003

Man Press

A weightlifting excercise in which the lifter lays down on a bench, with a freeweight in each hand, arms parallel to the floor, and makes circles of a very small diameter while slowly bringing the weights up until the two weights have as little separation without touching as possible, perpendicular to the floor.

Griffin: Man, I just did a Man Press of 75! I'm sweating like a beast!
Alex: Yeah but you can't open the doors to the man store yet. F***ing pansy.

by AFerraro November 1, 2008

penis press

when you iron you penis to where is is “pressed”

John “i just penis pressed today”

Larry “so you got the flatbread?”

John “that’s what Hannah said she likes”

Larry “hah lol so she has a coin slot”

by what do i mood come April 15, 2020

E-press

Someone bullshitting trying to impress others over the interwebz.

Boy in chat room- "I have a 10 incher"
Girl in same chat room- "Im so E-pressed, prove it"
Boy in chat room- "here you go"
Girl in chat room- "feed it some cheese. I new you were trying to E-press me you bullshit artist."
Boy with small dong in chat room- "STFU, your mom! **logs out**"

by cristiano ronaldos bf October 14, 2008

Stop the presses

What one can say when a top of the line woman walks by, as you are taken aback by ones beauty.

Guys, is that Chanyne? Stop the presses.

by manfuel254 March 24, 2013

Pressed Ham

to brew one nasty ass fart and then pull down your pants and place your sweet ass on your friends face and let er rip.......

To initiate this friendship....I would like to offer you a pressed ham.....

by NJ April 27, 2003

press e

A fucking gengi main who kills bastions 24/7 my being a fuckboi spammer

A gengi is a fuckboi when he does the press e

by Kvjgmfkcld June 1, 2018