One or more layers of lasagna stacked onto the next to keep to create the the lasagnae, an infinite lasagna.
by Jessicatexas June 29, 2022

So who the hell is Bob and why you wanna kiss him? (ew)
I'm a Blue-Eyes White Dragon while you're just Dark Magician (oof)
You got a fifth of the population in your nation, but
I got nine-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation
Motu Patlu, what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
Your language sounds like it comes from a mumble rap community
No Papa, no Papa, yes Papa; Johny
Now down all of this sugar and let's throw this fuckin' party with some—
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they're just crying for their momma
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they just wetting their pajamas
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
You got a population of one point three-two billion
But most your videos can't seem to hit even a million
Sub-bot!
- Pewdiepie, 2018
I'm a Blue-Eyes White Dragon while you're just Dark Magician (oof)
You got a fifth of the population in your nation, but
I got nine-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation
Motu Patlu, what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
Your language sounds like it comes from a mumble rap community
No Papa, no Papa, yes Papa; Johny
Now down all of this sugar and let's throw this fuckin' party with some—
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they're just crying for their momma
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they just wetting their pajamas
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
You got a population of one point three-two billion
But most your videos can't seem to hit even a million
Sub-bot!
- Pewdiepie, 2018
by Meerkat645 September 1, 2019

when taking a shit, one wipes their behind only to feel another dump coming out, prompting them to wipe again. In rare cases, this urge does not cease after three or more cycles of layering toilet paper atop each successive dump. The layers of TP on top of shit, on top of more TP on more shit, is a textbook case of toilet lasagna.
After 30 minutes in the bathroom, Johnny's love of 7-11 taquitos left the toilet clogged with a foul four-layer toilet lasagna.
by bigdaddytylenol June 10, 2025

Lasagna (noun):
A slang term referring to a false claim, rumor, or narrative perpetuated and spread primarily through social media platforms.
An outrageous or humorous story that is widely circulated online, regardless of its veracity.
Etymology: The term originates from a viral online hoax during the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic that claimed the government was making a massive lasagna inside Wembley Stadium.
A slang term referring to a false claim, rumor, or narrative perpetuated and spread primarily through social media platforms.
An outrageous or humorous story that is widely circulated online, regardless of its veracity.
Etymology: The term originates from a viral online hoax during the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic that claimed the government was making a massive lasagna inside Wembley Stadium.
"Did you hear about the thing about Michael Jordan is coming out of retirement? Sounds like a lasagna to me!"
"Massive lasagna, that article about the UFO sighting."
"Massive lasagna, that article about the UFO sighting."
by Zioooooo October 2, 2023

by Yo momma named John May 22, 2022

by Everybody/Nobody October 1, 2021

by grandayyfan667 May 18, 2019
