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Grandma Tang

An Annoying grandma who looks like the Tang commercial orangutan, or an orangutan period. Down to the orange hair and saggy titties. Grandma tang refuses to take a shower for months at a time which causes her crusty pinge to smell, she also will say "Huh?" even though you are not speaking to her. Grandma Tang also will dress like a 16 year old girl wearing daisy dukes and tank tops which show her saggy titties. She also takes way to many pills which causes her to fall asleep while standing at the kitchen sink. From behind it looks like she is eating the silverware from the dishdrain. An all around pain in the ass.
Look at Grandma Tang, she took too many pills and has fallen asleep with a lit cigarette in one hand and a bus pass in the other. I bet her pinge is crust.
by cupcake bitch! June 28, 2011
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Grandma's Carpet

A (usually flavored) joint made from blunt roaches.
"That taste funny what strain is that"

"Oh its just some Grandma's Carpet, it's a hybrid."
by Soup420 November 4, 2020
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grandma toddler

When you do your hair so that it appears to be a mix between Honey Boo Boo and one of the Golden Girls.
When Megan looked in the mirror after curling her hair she exclaimed, "Oh shoot! I look like a Grandma Toddler!"
by Mimi2680 December 31, 2013
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grandma kink

grandma kink: when you want an older woman to pretend to be ur grandma and give you special milk and cookies!! 😏

created by: yusra
by Kate6008 April 13, 2022
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creamy grandma

When the excitement is so insane it makes you moister than grandma's pumpkin pie.
Here are your favorite cookies honey. Oh my God I am literally a creamy grandma right now. I'm boutta buss.
by Bastiian November 15, 2021
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Grandma Georgina

Your grandma that’s bad as hell and owns the diner in Fortnite. Guys, it’s time to open your Amazon package cuz that’s what I though she was
Hey girl, you got a Grandma Georgina” ahaha
by Ikeisafatretard September 11, 2021
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coastal grandma

A person, not necessarily a grandma who gives off both grandma and beach vibes. They love the beach and have or are planning to have a ocean themed bathroom
“Wow she’s very into the beach but she has an old sole” “yeah she’s definitely a coastal grandma
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