Chode

1.The friend that nobody really likes but you keep him there to call him mean names.

2.A stubby penis

1. Man Montana, why are you such a chode.
Montana:Why do you guys so mean?
guy 1:good question.....

2."That dudes packin a chode"

by JohnnyHopkinsBakeSale December 29, 2010

Chode

a small creepy gremlin
a small dick
small penis

nick is a chode

by snuggly rapist March 24, 2011

chode

Anybody that you hate or is being an ASSHOLE.

It can also be combined with other words to be more insulting.

God I hate Steve, he's such a chode.

Steve is such a fuckin chodeface.

by Funky August 21, 2006

chode

1. (noun) A penis that is fatter than it is long.

2. NOT the area leading from your nuts to your ass. That would be known as the "Taint" or "Grundle."

Man, It's too bad Timmay can't get the girls because he confuses his "Chode" with his "Grundle."

by Roid Rager May 19, 2003

Chode

Chode is when a man has a small but Fat Penis

You Have a Chode!

by jduffyuwtfr7wfgy7w December 2, 2011

chode

a dick that is wider than it is long

michael clausson, so fat chode, but so short

by bill fats July 25, 2007

chode

Chode has become a universal word.. When you have nothing to say, simply insert "Chode", and instantly the person nearest to you will understand your inner-most thoughts.

Sure it's actual meaning is quite disturbing, and there has come to be many definitions for this diverse word, but its life.

Chode can be used as an insult, compliment, expression, exclamation, statement, question, name, city, state, province, area code, bar code, country, continent, district, lyric, ANYTHING.

ew, he is such a chode.

by astisya February 13, 2007