Cat

A small fuzzy creature with razorblades for feet. They tend to be spoiled assholes who expect everything from humans.

Person 1: Did you hear about that cat?
Person 2: Oh, yea. He's such an asshole.

by Sh4d0w_B14d3s November 5, 2019

Cat

(noun) It is a feline mamal, which is from the cat family.

person 1: what's your favorite mammal

person 2: cat

by cat gacha November 18, 2021

Cat

The cutest animal on the entire planet, and if you think other wise you can catch these hands.

This cat is very cute.

by Princess_Wario October 4, 2021

Cat

The best thing to ever exist

I love cats

by Salty sock October 8, 2021

cat

A beautiful and adorable creature that almost everyone loves.Its so cute and makes people feels comfy or more relaxed.There are a lot of bred of cats but they are all cute to me!

Look!A cat!!

by b4by_fl3abag August 15, 2021

Cat

Fluffy, all powerful spike lord. Although dim, not to be trifled with. Do not partake in physical combat with a cat, and leave petting to a minimum.

Digression advice: Cat nearby

Pet the cat at your own volition

I was petting the cat when I felt it... The blood slowly draining from my arm was coming out quicker and quicker, and couldn't be stopped. I put a bandage on it, but it still would not stop. The bandage was a rag wetted with blood, but the cat was still not pleased. I could feel a sharp pain in my chest, the left side of it as every nerve in my chest screamed in agony. I could feel my heart, or rather felt not feeling it. Everything went dark as I got colder and colder. Colder... Colder... Colder...

by FancaySpeve June 1, 2021

cat

tiny animals that god made to kill a lot and cuddle

Cats kill everything then cuddle with the bodies.

by Big Brain Joe June 2, 2021