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Thai ISN'T a good friend because he's COO COO all the time. Make sure not to get angry at them or else your face will become flatter than Flat Stanley because he will sit on your face. He's an ATM kind of guy!! Thai can smash a ball easy in one night and many other things. He's MID at poker and extremely bad in all sports except men's wrestling because he loves to grope men and men only. Pretty midget kind of a build but if you open his shirt you will see a wide variety of gay extremities. Always a COCK sucker and can be found in different areas of the world.
Why is his SCLERA extremely YELLOW? It's turning GREEN almost ?
Can someone tell him to ease off on the Semen..
Thai ISN'T a good friend because he's COO COO all the time. Make sure not to get angry at them or else your face will become flatter than Flat Stanley because he will sit on your face. He's an ATM kind of guy!! Thai can smash a ball easy in one night and many other things. He's MID at poker and extremely bad in all sports except men's wrestling because he loves to grope men and men only. Pretty midget kind of a build but if you open his shirt you will see a wide variety of gay extremities. Always a COCK sucker and can be found in different areas of the world.
Why is his SCLERA extremely YELLOW? It's turning GREEN almost ?
Can someone tell him to ease off on the Semen..
by THAI 💩 February 8, 2025
Get the Thai mug.Should have just came out of the closet before he got married & had kids.
Now he just made things extremely weird for everyone. Clearly this was all calculated to prove to others that he wasn't bisexual but in reality he was from the get GO! Dammmnn YO!
Now he just made things extremely weird for everyone. Clearly this was all calculated to prove to others that he wasn't bisexual but in reality he was from the get GO! Dammmnn YO!
HANAHA: " yo SAM, is THAI OK"
SAM: " We are all waiting for him to come out of the closet "
RYAN: " SAM & I lived with THAI for many years and we did suspect something, that he could be BI "
HANAHA: "Eweeeew 🤮🤢, OMG. What the heck, he leads everyone on with a false image "
SAM: " We are all waiting for him to come out of the closet "
RYAN: " SAM & I lived with THAI for many years and we did suspect something, that he could be BI "
HANAHA: "Eweeeew 🤮🤢, OMG. What the heck, he leads everyone on with a false image "
by THAI 💩 February 9, 2025
Get the Thai mug.These creatures are prone to meddling into people's business and since they are MAGILANT NARSASSCISTS they will do anything to win even roffie your drink or tamper with his exwife's birth control pills 💊 so she gets prego. She was on the verge of leaving him because she had enough of his antics so he pulled a fast one and got her knocked up by tampering with her birth control pills so now they are connected for ever through their kids.
I would be careful with this guy because he's a real Lonnie and has gone completely COO COO . We believe he was always COO COO but his parents didn't try to diagnose him at a early age which they should have and got him the help he needed. Not only he has mental health issues, he also has some sort of a disease that he is hiding. Just look at the SCLERA part of his eyes 👀.
A real scumbag!! Even his own kids will tell you that!
I would be careful with this guy because he's a real Lonnie and has gone completely COO COO . We believe he was always COO COO but his parents didn't try to diagnose him at a early age which they should have and got him the help he needed. Not only he has mental health issues, he also has some sort of a disease that he is hiding. Just look at the SCLERA part of his eyes 👀.
A real scumbag!! Even his own kids will tell you that!
SAM: " yo RYAN, what's up with THAI lately "
RYAN: "ALVIN THAI LIM? He drinks like a fish and he's always under the influence of substances.
KATARINA.M : " Ryan, can you shut it ! He just got lip filler so his face and lips 💋 are swelled up so please give it some time till he fully heals"
SAM: " RYAN, KATARINA. Is there any of the unprocessed bleach VODKA that's left over ?? Let's make a toast to his new glamorous look"
RYAN, SAM & KATARINA cheers to that 🥂🍻🍻🥂🥂🥂🍻
RYAN: "ALVIN THAI LIM? He drinks like a fish and he's always under the influence of substances.
KATARINA.M : " Ryan, can you shut it ! He just got lip filler so his face and lips 💋 are swelled up so please give it some time till he fully heals"
SAM: " RYAN, KATARINA. Is there any of the unprocessed bleach VODKA that's left over ?? Let's make a toast to his new glamorous look"
RYAN, SAM & KATARINA cheers to that 🥂🍻🍻🥂🥂🥂🍻
by THAI 💩 February 9, 2025
Get the Thai mug.Midget height with a tattoo of his boyfriend's name on the upper part of his neck. Mid build, a bit on the stocky side but has put on weight and his face looks extremely bloated. Going bald or complete bald by now but is in the market for a toupee.
Still doing cycles of steroids, sniffing cocaine, drinking like a fish, smoking weed & consuming gallons of mens semen.
Still doing cycles of steroids, sniffing cocaine, drinking like a fish, smoking weed & consuming gallons of mens semen.
Concerned Citizen # 1 : "What's that thing hiding in that BMW ? Looks extremely strange"
Concerned CITIZEN # 2 : " that's called a
" THAI"
Concerned CITIZEN # 2 : " that's called a
" THAI"
by THAI 💩 February 9, 2025
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He's extremely SKILLED in the following!
1. Cooking 🍳 Thai soup
2. Thai Dragon 💋 Ladies watch out 💩
3. Thai Lunchbox Men ONLY!
4. Thai Coconut 🥥
5. Thai Tong 💩
6. Thai hot pot 👅
7. Thai Roulette 💥💥
He's extremely SKILLED in the following!
1. Cooking 🍳 Thai soup
2. Thai Dragon 💋 Ladies watch out 💩
3. Thai Lunchbox Men ONLY!
4. Thai Coconut 🥥
5. Thai Tong 💩
6. Thai hot pot 👅
7. Thai Roulette 💥💥
TJ: " THAI, what are you saying this weekend bro "
THAI : " I will be practicing that list that was populated up there so if you don't mind swinging by so I can get warmed up if ya know what I mean there big Boy! 👅
TJ: 💨💨 " heading right over"
BIANCA. C : " WTF, THAI. Ewwwwwey 🤢
THAI : " I will be practicing that list that was populated up there so if you don't mind swinging by so I can get warmed up if ya know what I mean there big Boy! 👅
TJ: 💨💨 " heading right over"
BIANCA. C : " WTF, THAI. Ewwwwwey 🤢
by THAI 💩 February 10, 2025
Get the Thai mug.ALVIN THAI LIM is the masterbater of Thai Poon then you get promoted to a tycoon and eventually you get demoted to a mother fucking Loon as you're howling at the fucking moon.
by THAI 💩 February 12, 2025
Get the Thai mug.Every Friday ALVIN THAI LIM hosts THAIPOON Friday's
These TYPHOON FRIDAY'S include the following.
Thai Coconut 🥥
Thai Chili Pepper 🌶
Thai dragon 🐉
Thai Whistle 😙
🥳🎊 For all his VIP's he performs 🎊🥳
The 🍜 Thai soup 🍜
He has specials running right now so first CUM first seve basis!!
These TYPHOON FRIDAY'S include the following.
Thai Coconut 🥥
Thai Chili Pepper 🌶
Thai dragon 🐉
Thai Whistle 😙
🥳🎊 For all his VIP's he performs 🎊🥳
The 🍜 Thai soup 🍜
He has specials running right now so first CUM first seve basis!!
SAM: " Yo Mark, what are you saying this Friday "
MARK: " TOYOTA, has a lot of overtime this week so I might work afternoon shift for some OT, why whats up"
SAM: " THAI is hosting his THAIPOON Friday's "
MARK: " In that case!! These cars can build them selfs "
HANAHA: " Guys, you're Kidding me Right? I was in a relationship with THAI for many years.. OMG WTF 🤮🤢🤮
MARK: " TOYOTA, has a lot of overtime this week so I might work afternoon shift for some OT, why whats up"
SAM: " THAI is hosting his THAIPOON Friday's "
MARK: " In that case!! These cars can build them selfs "
HANAHA: " Guys, you're Kidding me Right? I was in a relationship with THAI for many years.. OMG WTF 🤮🤢🤮
by THAI 💩 February 13, 2025
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