I can tell you are doing it

I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong.

This is a humorous way to point out bad problem solving methods.

I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong!

by I, Wreckerrr December 12, 2020

I'll tell you that shit for free

when something is so obvious to one person that he will not even charge, for it being to sed to a companion friend or aquaintace.

tom: what do you think of tim's mam?
muthar: she's a propa slag, i'll tell you that shit for free!
tom: thanks muthar you're so genorous!

by muthar November 09, 2004

let me tell you something

A typical black elder's preamble serving as a gesture of dominance and/or wisdom...

Young Tyrone: I ain't tall enough to be good at basketball.....
Black Elder: Let me tell you something...

by Pizzlej July 31, 2021

I have to tell u something

1.When ur crush texts you and then u get that felling in your stomach

2.when ur boyfriend texts u and says that u just shit your self since ur so scared he will break up with u

1
Crush:Hey I have to tell u something .
Me:ok what’s up .
Me inside:holy shit is this really happening .
2
Boyfriend:hey I have to tell you something

Me:oh ok what’s up

Me inside :shit is this really fucking happening

by Mainbitch2.0 March 01, 2019

don't tell my dad

commonly used by compulsive liars when lying about pointless shit.

joey: ohhh ya i got a new mustang, but don't tell my dad

by Randoms201 December 23, 2010

A Gentleman Doesn't Kiss And Tell

An expression used by a self-conscious dude who wants his friends to think he got laid. Generally used right after a date or when asked if said guy has ever rolled in the hay.

Jimmy: "Hey man did you f*ck her last night?"
Carl: "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell"
Jimmy: "P*ssy"

by DieZelBag July 20, 2015

Cool story, bro! Tell it again!

tell your cool story again, bro.
cool story bro - don't give a shit about your story.
tell it again - still probably won't give a shit about it.

Jimmy - HEY, I GOT AN A ON MY MATH TEST TODAY.

Nick - Cool story, bro! Tell it again!

by IDGAFBRO April 14, 2011