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Bro tax

When your bro plays wingman for you without you knowing. He then, after the fact, tells you about how he hooked you up. Your bro is now entitled to one cock-block anytime and anyplace.
Your bro has a facebook conversation with the chick he's trying to get with as well as her sister whom you had a great time with over the weekend. When you come up in the conversation, he defends you and puts in a good word. The next day in the gym he shows you the conversation and says you owe him for playing wingman. This is legit; he is now entitled to one cock-block which is considered Bro tax.
by Xenthos Man November 2, 2012
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tude tax

Adding a little extra to a bid or estimate due to customer's shitty attitude, usually a little extra that they could've saved.
I was going to fix her watch for $25 but added a tude tax and charged her $32 because she was being a biotch.
by mondomoon28 August 26, 2013
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tax defund

When one has to pay taxes, not receive a refund.
Deb "I just got my Missouri State tax refund, I got $150 dollars back, woot!"

Tim "I got my tax defund, I had to pay fifty bucks."
by gordy August 2, 2012
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Meme Tax

/mēm taks/ A compulsory contribution of cultural elements such as humorous images, videos, or text, which are submitted to the given individual’s internet group or page which they are a part of.

Meme Tax is particularly prominent in shitposting groups to ensure a steady flow of content as well as expectation relief and hierarchical contrast for the Meme Lords posting high-quality original content. Any member with an outstanding Meme Tax balance is a Lurker until their debt has been paid in full.
"The newest member of the _____posting group has not paid their Meme Tax and has no legal claim to an opinion."
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Semen Tax

The monetary price paid for getting a pice of ass so you can bust a heavy nut.
Rachel is so high maintenance. I knew old pay a hefty semen tax to rearrange them guts but I did it. Cost me dinner at Ruths Chris.

I hope this diamond necklace seals the deal for me and I finally get to clap her cheeks. I can’t tell you the semen tax I have had to pay.
by Dick Onchin December 9, 2020
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Mik tax

When mik always says “adrian tax” we use this tax on him to cancel it
Mik: *inserts “adrian tax
Us: *inserts “mik tax”
by Get @me March 22, 2021
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Iheb's Tax

The “Iheb Tax” was created by Iheb is where one person has the ability to take a certain amount of food from another person without question.

This definition makes this law considered the “Iheb Tax” the person that controls the tax has ability to change amount for anyone.

This is enforced by Law enforcement And you are agreed to accept the guidelines and rules by default, resiting any tax may result in higher percentage up to 100%

Tax:

Chris 30%

Jay 35%

Charlo 15%

Yurei 30%
Omg The Iheb's Tax is too much!
by IhebTate July 23, 2023
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