Taylor Swifting

Taylor Swifting is when you pull down your pants and wipe you butt along the ground like an old dog.

"Yesterday afternoon four kids went to the hospital for injuries resulting from memeing in front of a local cafe... Faith Hilling, Taylor Swifting these are things that are going to get you killed!"

by SP FTW August 22, 2012

john swift

1. a sexy mofo who knows whats up.
2. smokes weed everyday. literally.

He is a total John Swift

by mynameiswhatpseudonym May 6, 2016

Phil Swift

the all mighty lord, savior, and protector of flex tape

All hail the mighty Phil Swift.

by pesdrftgyhjk,ol October 30, 2018

Taylor Swift

all i have to say is «goddess»

taylor swift is god

by anonymous January 18, 2019

Taylor Swift

Totally awkward girl next for who's definitely not a closeted lesbian and is not into waify Victoria secret models, thank you very much.

"Boy oh boy I sure love going out with my very heterosexual boyfriend Harry Styles." -Taylor Swift c.2012

by angelisme September 5, 2021

swiftboated

to be smeared by the president or his administration in a tastless and slanderous way.

They're gonna totally swiftboat this soldier's mom the way they did kerry.

by zeroklk September 2, 2005

SOD (Swift Obsession Disorder)

SOD (Swift Obsession Disorder) describes the unhealthy hate obsession with Taylor Swift
resulting in inserting her in situations she has nothing to do with or bodyshaming or slutshaming her . Usually done by Beliebers, Lovatics and other fandoms.

"Outsold Taylor"
"Dude. Shut up. Your SOD (Swift Obsession Disorder) is getting weird"

by moonlightrep July 18, 2020