swedish bike ride

(noun) Anal sex while standing.

I put her face into the goddamned wall, and depite my American locale I took a little swedish bike ride. Then I fucked her face a bit, shot her in the eye, n' slapped her til she cried a little.

by Dr. Chone, Ph.D. May 13, 2005

swedish minx

A chick that loves to have fun of all sorts of dimensions...

Oh dear, i need to have some time off to recover after spending a weekend with the swedish minx! She is mad!

by Lovely Rita September 18, 2008

swedish trident

Finger banging two girls/guys while fucking a third.

I ran the Swedish trident on some girls last night.

by Josh Nitfut April 22, 2007

Swedish acid queen

In the 60's the number one manufacturer and supplier of LSD-25 in Europe. Rumored to have made the acid that Jimi Hendrix wrote about in "Purple Haze". Conquered by The Dude in his travels during the war.

The Swedish Acid Queen showed the dude the beauty of the land of aquarius.

by Dr.Dankenstein March 9, 2009

Swedish Milkshake

A sexual act similar to titty fucking, but with the additional element of erotic lactation. Particularly popular in the nordic and scandinavian countries, it involves a woman who is currently nursing, or is otherwise able to lactate, stimulating a man's penis between her breasts by squeezing them together around the shaft. At the same time the man stimulates the woman's nipples to help her release milk. If done correctly you'll both need a good shower afterward because you'll be covered in a mixture of milk and semen.

"Honey your tits look amazing tonight! Do you think you'll have enough supply to make a swedish milkshake later?"

by omjo34 October 22, 2016

swedish goggles

when you place your testicles on your partners eyes, preferably on ball on each eye. Theyre called "swedish" because the swedes do stuff like that for fun.

Capri was passed out drunk at Justins, so I gave her some swedish goggles. They fit her well.

by teesdizzle October 27, 2006

Swedish Kiss

Swedish kissing is a very long kiss which is then held for upwards of 5 seconds to 15 seconds. In Swedish this iconic kiss is called ‘långtradare.’

Did you see Sarah and Jimmy last night? Yeah I did they were Swedish kissing.
Weird it looked like they were making one kiss last forever.

by tevor ackley August 31, 2018