the act of farting under the sheets of your bed and then lifting them up and dropping them back down to have all the fart air come rushing up at your face.
by estebancornhaver January 3, 2008
Get the Swedish wave mug.The act of non-consensual anal sex with a prior warning. In order for it to truly be considered a swedish blowjob the victim must be warned to stop an activity or they will be given a swedish blowjob. Typically a blowjob is an act of gratitude or admiration which makes the threat of a swedish blowjob appear less threatening to the would be victim, but is in actuality the most aggressive form of sexual penetration save only a skull rape.
"Stop being such a little bitch or I'm going to give you a swedish blowjob!"
"Come say that to my face and I'll give you a swedish blowjob!"
Or, in a slight variation, "I was doing so well and then I got a swedish blowjob".
"Come say that to my face and I'll give you a swedish blowjob!"
Or, in a slight variation, "I was doing so well and then I got a swedish blowjob".
by SwedishBlowjobRob July 7, 2010
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The top of a can of snuff, it doesnt show you where your going or where you been instead it shows you who is lost.
Used primarily by Yoopers, or people from the upper penninsula of Michigan.
Used primarily by Yoopers, or people from the upper penninsula of Michigan.
When the fudgee stopped and asked for directions to deer camp, I told him to take a look at his Swedish Compass.
by MattDaYooper May 4, 2007
Get the Swedish Compass mug.A sexual act where a girl gives a man a blowjob and accidentally takes too much of the man's penis, resulting in a violent and forceful upchucking, usually of undigested semen from other men she recently had.
Mike: "Dude I was with this whore and she totally gave me a Swedish Blowtorch it was amazing!"
Johnny: "I am seriously reconsidering our friendship..."
Mike: "Naw man it's alright she only had a couple STD's!"
Johnny: "I am seriously reconsidering our friendship..."
Mike: "Naw man it's alright she only had a couple STD's!"
by Hot Stuff1423 September 2, 2010
Get the Swedish Blowtorch mug.When someone takes a shower before extensive physical activity, really defeating the whole purpose of showering and wasting water and time in the process.
by Jefferson S January 20, 2009
Get the Swedish Shower mug.An act of fellatio performed in a violent fashion between two men, typically one man holding the other man's head, forcing it back and forth.
"Do you like your blowjobs violent Kalle?"
"Oh yeah, nothing better than a swedish friday with my man Ulle".
"Oh yeah, nothing better than a swedish friday with my man Ulle".
by Yustayoker December 18, 2008
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