swedishnonbinarykris

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by YourmomLovesCUM May 3, 2022

Swedish Logic

Systematic thinking process where you find a reason why something was not your fault, but rather the person who is blaming you for something. Only Swedish people can understand this higher level of thinking and it often confuses and irritate others

Normal guy: You droped my new phone you idiot
Swede: It was your fault so dont blame me
Normal guy: How so you fucking ass
Swede: If you would'nt have tried to take your phone back from me, I would'nt have had to try to keep it from you which was what caused me to drop it. So terefore it was your fault
Normal guy: Thats so dumb, thats swedish logic which im not Smart enough to handle

by usakakan January 25, 2011

Swedish

They own a huge furniture/Swedish restaurant company named Ikea. Their international neighbors are Norway and Finland.

Barney went to Sweden and had some great Swedish beer.

by Bear.. February 17, 2009

Swedish Eco

A swedish eco is a tactic used on multiple online games. It refers to spending little on military forces at the beginning to save resources later for a larger military buyout.

"I'm doing a swedish eco since i'm pretty safe at the moment"

by BauZk July 31, 2009

Swedish Delight

Alexander Skarsgard, the hot one on True Blood.

girl 1: 'that guy is damn fiiiiine!'
girl 2: 'giiirrl, that piece of swedish delight is Alexander Skarsgard'

by larkerdidthis April 12, 2010

Swedish Night Cap

The act of a male with a large cock who while fucking a chick doggy style, blows his wad into his magnum condom, then takes it off and pulls it over her head.

Man that bitch wouldn't quit moaning so I gave her a Swedish Night Cap, that shut her up!

by Brown Squared January 5, 2010

Swedish Bass Fetish

A sexual activity invented by the Swedes. The Bass Fetish involves shoving an entire bass guitar up a goats rectum. Occasionally it is possible to also cram an amp in there.

That Swede won't play bass ever since that accident last year with the Swedish Bass Fetish.

by iamalex April 28, 2009