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swamp geyser

A swamp geyser is the act of filling someone's bellybutton full of piss,and semen. Then turning around to shart it all into their face.
Timothy:Bro what happened to your face ?
Shawn: oh, Marge gave me a swamp geyser last night but I haven't been able to clean it all off yet.
by Bert's berd February 18, 2022
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Swamp Hoe

A term used to define an extremely unattractive, highly buckled hooker with a swampy Oder , who could not make any money anywhere but a swamp.
That Swamp Hoe was ugly as hell, but a great deal at a dollar fifty.
by dirtyd45678 September 6, 2016
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swamp curd

The white/brown stain left on cushions from someone with a swamp ass. Similar to skid marks. May be caused by excessive farting.
Wow, my chair has a big swamp curd stain.
by Empty pint June 2, 2016
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Swamp gash

Female genitalia that is the opposite of clean, and the associated smell.

The sort of aroma that catches in the back of your throat and makes your eyes water.
"I went down on Susi last night and it smelled like a warm turtle tank filled with warm hot dog water"
"Oh yeah, I meant to warn you about her swamp gash"
by Miscusername July 17, 2020
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Swamp slut.

A woman dressed in very little clothing, covered in mud, in the back of a pickup truck at a four wheel drive rally
If Daisy Duke was covered in mud she would be considered a Swamp slut.
by Wrenchbender February 27, 2019
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Swamp Toe

A nasty, inflammed, yellow looking toe which are usually found on kids with the name Chance.
Wow man! Look at that damn swamp toe!
by McFattyCakes July 10, 2016
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swamp beast

You cant help that your a swamp beast thats why the guys keep looking at your butt.
by Keke9812 March 8, 2016
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