A fanboy for Superman who throws temper tantrums, goes into asperger mode, and loses all sanity if Superman loses anything. They literally said what DC Comics or the writers say don't mean shit, because what they as the fans say is solid canon.
Peter's having a nervous breakdown in the corner because Batman beat Superman. It's just a damn comic, superfag!
When the guy cums on the girl's back and rolls her over onto the covers making them stick to her back and creating a cape, after this the guy then jerks off until he is about to blow his load then holds it until he can make an "explosion" into the girl's face
When 2 people have sex and the man pulls his dick out of her pussy and cums on her back. Then she falls asleep and the sheets stick to her back so i the morning she ends up having a cape.
when a guy jizzes on a girl's back and tells her he's gonna wipe it up with a towel, when really he just throws it on her back so that it gets stuck and looks like superman's cape.
preferably with a red towel.
urinating in a trashcan out doors. you need to be laying on top tof the can (it is easier if you are a man) with your willy dangeling into the can then after you are ballanced stick your arms out in front of you and your legs out behind you and let 'er rip..
john was arrester while supermanning in public because urinating out doors is illegal